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# Rihanna-y Played, Rihanna
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/rihanna-y-played-rihanna-05-2013/
- Published: 2013-05-01T17:00:09.000Z
- Updated: 2013-05-01T00:15:46.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

Our photo service announced this was a dress, and then I almost passed out. But it's obviously a shirt and cut-offs, right? RIGHT? HOLD ME AND TELL ME I AM RIGHT:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/spl535319_011.xml "Rihanna Wears Stunning Butterfly Dress while out in NYC")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/04/spl535319%5F011.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I mean, Rihanna is no stranger to Fashion of the Crotchtacular sort, but even she couldn't magick that into being anything other than a shirt. She could, however, pretty easily transform those sandal-boots (sandoots? Bootdals?) into any number of things: a pair of slingshots, a set of impromptu restraints should she need to make a citizen's arrest, a bandage dress, a sincerely leaky canoe. That's something.

\[Photo: Splash\]