
I miss Rihanna's spikier short hair cuts, although obviously she pulls off pretty much every style she tries, because: Rihanna. Outfit-wise, this feels like Rihanna with a touch of Madonna. I wish I could see the whole thing, but I assume she -- like Prince William before her -- is wearing legwarmers in the shape of blowfish.

It's like a salute to Grey's Anatomy up top, and a salute to house painters on the bottom.

She looks very reasonable, which is about as high as the praise gets today.

Actually, Willow looks good, too -- there isn't a lot to this, particularly, but she is giving this the attitude of a lady who is stomping her way through the apocalypse with no time for idiots... oh, wait. That might just be real life.

Yes, Paris, we see you.

I suspect much of this is Fenty, and was either worn IN the show, or just at the show (Savage x Fenty is Rihanna's lingerie line). This is bananas if they're just, like, grabbing a slice so they doesn't have to cook again, but if they're modeling it in the show then I get it even if I don't understand the hows and whys of it.

This is quite cool -- very Video Vixen: Updated.

Baggy leather pants are always wacky to me, but it's the clear plastic shoes that -- as ever -- are like a stiletto through my ventricles.

"I will wear your lingerie outside if you also give me a gigantic coat" is exactly what my response would have been.

I lived through the era when we wore corset tops with jeans to bars, and it was not an era to revisit.

Her makeup is amazing, but sweet Vince Neil sandwich, is this quarter-life crisis hair?
