Nazanin Boniadi in Elie Saab

This is pretty incredible. APPLAUSE to her for wearing something so theatrical. If you're me, you know Nazanin from General Hospital; you might also know her from Homeland. THIS will, at the very least, guarantee that you don't solely know her as The Woman Scientology Vetted To Be Tom Cruise's Bride But He Married Katie Holmes Instead.

And she can take off the cape, turning this into the figure-skating version.

I assume she also took off this, at some point. I hope she laid it gently on an empty seat beside her and told everyone to please keep an eye out for Gollum.

Sophia Nomvete in Roksanda

This made for some really striking photos. I had hoped the front would be fun...

... but it's just a giant ruffle. I had hoped it'd have a bit more shape to it, at the very least. No wonder she took care to pose backward.

However, I hope this is her holiday card.

Cynthia Addai-Robinson in Valentino

I have liked so much of what she's worn, but this is another one that feels like an avalanche of fabric.

It has an open back going for it, at least, and those earrings. She is SO stunning.

Ema Horvath in Elie Saab

This is pretty enough that I didn't even notice the sheer part for a while. She looks like a very SURPRISED version of Schitt's Creek's Emily Hampshire.

Morfydd Clark in Vivienne Westwood

She could use some of Cynthia's accessory oomph. The dress is nice but it needs ZEST, my friend. You don't serve the mashed potatoes without salting them first.

Megan Richards

I truly embrace how much she injects her own personal tastes into her glam. I LOVE the dress, and while the boots aren't my favorite, they completely fit with the stompy-footwear aesthetic she's been working. It's a little punk seasoning, to keep up the cooking metaphor.

Benjamin Walker, Kaya Scodelario

Today I learned these two are married. I also learned that she, too, could use a necklace. I quite like his suit but the tie seems like a miss with it.

Owain Arthur

"You want an accessory? Then I arrived just in time. GET IT???"

Sharon Duncan Brewster

This looks plenty good just from this angle, but if you go in closer...

... you can see that her earrings are AMAZING. Now THAT is how you accessorize.

Tyroe Muhafidin

"Trick or treat."

"Sorry, I should have put my Mummy mask back on first."

Lenny Henry

A hat-tip to the legend for his silver shoes.

Robert Aramayo

I'll take it! I like the lapel pin.

Markella Kavenagh

All of a sudden, she's giving me Emerald Fennell Puts On a Wig. Maybe it's just that I want Emerald to turn this into a character piece like she did so many of her own red carpet outfits. This woman is working up the courage to tell her parents that she spent her trust fund on starting a mail-order healing crystals business.

Maxim Baldry

He is the one I assume will end up in a slightly horny GQ spread in about six months.

Sara Zwangobani

Nobody's boobs need a fabric ponytail.

Minnie Driver

It is so good to see her, and with snazzy shoes, to boot.

Cora Kirk

I wish these shoes were less snazzy. Or just less. Or just not here.

Alfred Enoch

It's Wes! Will he get away with murder?

Augustus Prew

Let us please stamp out Crocs on the red carpet. I don't want a croc of any stripe -- shoe, or beast -- to cross over into my life.

Bridie Sisson

I have no notes. It's perfect. (There was a rumor Bridie is playing Sauron, but it seems to have been debunked.)

Ian Blackburn

Ian absolutely IS playing Middle-earth's top figure skater, though. You should SEE the quads.

Anthony Crum

I don't usually say this, but... would fresh white kicks have been better than the brown shoes? His suit itself is so good.

Charlie Vickers

Pants are a tiny bit short, mayhap?

Gurinder Chadha

The wrap, the bag, the color... all divine.

Daniel Weyman

Yes, I can go here with him. Why not.

Will Fletcher

Other than the beside-the-point suspenders, this has promise. I also appreciate that he carefully posed both without the coat...

... and with. He is eager for that close-up.

Ismael Cruz Cordova

But nothing tops Ismael, whose suit appears on the surface to be a jazzy rib-crusher with an AMAZING lapel pin...

... but in the end, it's just an expensive ski suit. Maybe they'll have the premiere on a mountain next season.

Rings of Power: The Preciousssses Go To London

With some very theatrical fashion.