Rita Ora
This is Burberry, because she's at a Burberry show. (The t-shirt is an ode to model Cara Delevigne.) And if it were with pants that were REMOTELY fitted and shoes that were not clunky and geriatric, then I might be okay. But this looks like an outfit that was tailored for an ENTIRELY different human being and then thrown on Rita at the last second.
Rita Ora
AND THE SHOES ARE WEDGES. Which makes me hate them even more somehow. They are as glaring to me as when Bieber wears high-top sneakers the size of cereal boxes.
Rita Ora
I can deal with that coat, but the dress underneath, and the gladiator sandals, are kind of heinous. Doesn't this feel like reheated Rihanna?
Rita Ora
I can't get over the ombre pants -- it looks like she just waded through the mud at Glastonbury.
Rita Ora
... Paradise, sure, whatever. I mean, it's not any of the above, and for that I am grateful.