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Rita Ora attends the Chairman's Party following the NFL Honors event, at So-Fi Stadium in Inglewood, Calif
NFL Honors Afterparty The Chairman's Party, United States - 10 Feb 2022
She began the year with a little light Pants Madness and a metallic napkin.
in Fendi
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Rita Ora Fendi show, Arrivals, Autumn Winter 2022, Milan Fashion Week, Italy - 23 Feb 2022
At this event, I sincerely thought she was one of the AmandaAshleys, but no. She looks very nice, though? Maybe that was part of the confusion.
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Rita Ora
Bulgari Vogue B-Zero1 Aurora Awards, Milan Fashion Week, Italy - 27 Feb 2022
Did they hire Rick Owens to redesign lead aprons, or something?
Rita Ora in Elie Saab, and Taika Waititi
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 13: Rita Ora and Taika Waititi attend the 27th Annual Critics Choice Awards at Fairmont Century Plaza on March 13, 2022 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images for Critics Choice Association)
She had me until the pubic bone.
in Chanel
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Taika Waititi and Rita Ora
Chanel and Charles Finch Pre-Oscar Awards Dinner at the Polo Lounge, Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, California, USA - 26 Mar 2022
This is all very regular, though. We're in the more chill part of her year. The chaos is coming.
in Miss Sohee
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Taika Waititi and Rita Ora
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 27 Mar 2022
But not yet! How FAB is that? She looks perfect in it. Easily a lifetime best.
Rita and Taika (both in Dior)
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Rita Ora and Taika Waititi attend Dior Men's Spring 2023 collection show, in Venice, Calif
Dior Men's Spring 2023 Collection Show, Los Angeles, United States - 19 May 2022
She is dressed as the snooty, wealthy fashion editrix who went on a cruise and met "the love of her life" who definitely "has a really solid lead on a few jobs" and also "if you're looking for investment opportunities" then he's your man.
in Schiaparelli
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Rita Ora
Schiaparelli show, Arrivals, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 04 Jul 2022
Wearing Sciaparelli
With a crotch that long, she could've pulled up the pants and worn them as a strapless jumpsuit. No need for the pinchy top.
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Rita Ora
'Thor: Love and Thunder' film premiere, London, UK - 05 Jul 2022
Wearing Elie Saab Same Outfit as catwalk model *12777126ac
Okay, I like this in theory, but I think her face is lost. Is it the hair and makeup? The squinting? The collar? It might be all of the above for me.
LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 12: Rita Ora is seen on October 12, 2022 in London, England. (Photo by MEGA/GC Images)
This optical illusion really makes it look like her left boob is experiencing a landslide.
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Rita Ora
'The Jonathan Ross Show' TV show, Series 19, Episode 4, London, UK - 05 Nov 2022
Rita Ora on Spending Time with Prince, Working with Robert De Niro and Whether Shed Take Part in Im a Celebrity get Me Out of Here! Harry and Jamie Redknapp Talk Keeping Secrets From Sandra and Their New TV Series Together Luke Evans on James Bond Rumours, His First Meeting with His Majesty the King and His Love for Singing Sindhu Vee Discusses Her New Movie Role and Embarrassing Her Children Ellie Goulding on Motherhood, Seeking Advice From Celebrity Mums and Her New Album
Two vats of golden-tinged bronzer later, Rita arrived.
LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 08: Rita Ora seen leaving Glamour Women Of The Year Awards at Outernet on November 08, 2022 in London, England. (Photo by Ricky Vigil M/GC Images)
That's fun! We're back to a semblance of chill. She wore this to leave the Glamour awards, and I wish she'd arrived in it.
DUESSELDORF, GERMANY - NOVEMBER 13: Rita Ora is seen backstage with the Best Look 'Personal Style' Award during the MTV Europe Music Awards 2022 held at PSD Bank Dome on November 13, 2022 in Duesseldorf, Germany. (Photo by Dave J Hogan/Getty Imges for MTV)
She got this award for her personal style, and she accepted it in a dress that might be made of old tires. That's... about right.
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Rita Ora poses for photographers upon arrival for the Glamour Women of the Year Awards in London
Glamour Women Of The Year Awards 2022, London, United Kingdom - 08 Nov 2022
Instead, she picked the first of her three underpants dresses. And if you aren't sure whether she knew it was sheer...
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Rita Ora
Glamour Women of the Year Awards, London, UK - 08 Nov 2022
... she took pains to pose this way, and as there is nothing else even slightly remarkable about the dress, it's probably to underline the underpants.
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Rita Ora
29th MTV Europe Music Awards, Arrivals, Dusseldorf, Germany - 13 Nov 2022
So much of this is working against her. This would have been ideal on Cher in her heyday, and that is VERY specific and very exclusive company, and Rita does not qualify.
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Rita Ora
29th MTV Europe Music Awards, Show, Dusseldorf, Germany - 13 Nov 2022
Wearing Versace
She hosted the show with Taika, and this is something I can only assume was designed to tempt Sam the Eagle into thinking he'd found his avian mate.
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Taika Waititi, Rita Ora
29th MTV Europe Music Awards, Show, Dusseldorf, Germany - 13 Nov 2022
I pulled this because I like his suit, although she looks fine too.
Point de Vue Out
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Rita Ora attending the 2022 MTV EMAs show at the PSD Bank Dome in Dusseldorf, Germany.
29th MTV Europe Music Awards, Dusseldorf, Germany - 13 Nov 2022
That's LOVELY, though. More of that, please, Rita!
LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 03: (EDITORS NOTE: Image contains partial nudity.) Rita Ora is seen on December 03, 2022 in London, England. (Photo by MEGA/GC Images)
And, here we are out and about in London. In DECEMBER. In mesh.
LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 03: Rita Ora is seen attending Vas J Morgan' birthday party at Miro restaurant in Mayfair on December 03, 2022 in London, England. (Photo by Ricky Vigil M/GC Images)
Yep.
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Rita Ora
The Fashion Awards, Arrivals, Royal Albert Hall, London, UK - 05 Dec 2022
Wearing Nensi Dojaka
Finally, we have her Naked Alien look from the British Fashion Awards. If Jabba had kept Princess Leia for another full fashion season, he'd have designed this for Lanai Season.
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Rita Ora
The Fashion Awards, Arrivals, Royal Albert Hall, London, UK - 05 Dec 2022
Wearing Nensi Dojaka
