
Honestly, my feeling is that if you're going to go Cher, GO FULL CHER. Wear a giant headress! Cavort on the deck of a ship wearing only tape with a bunch of sailors! Occasionally slap Nicolas Cage! REALLY GO FOR IT.

From the front, this is just confusing. The top is from Prince Eric's Formal Waltzing Wardrobe, and the bottom is, naturally, Hollywood Screen Door Couture. Please, as they say, pick a lane.

This was in London earlier in the week, and it's downright normal, comparatively. And that's even WITH the fact that she's basically wearing a school girl's uniform under there.

We call this look Depressed Bar Wench Who Will Be Yet More Depressed When She Realizes She Cannot Fit Anything In Her Handbag.

Having said that...I am into this. The choker might be a bit too much, but the rest of it? I'll take it.
