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I enjoy that Tatler's cover line is promoting Red, White, and Royal Blue, but without saying so, JUUUST in case anyone might pick it up thinking it's teasing an actual real gossip story. Rita looks... a little stuffy? In a way that she doesn't seem to be in real life.

ONLINE - Tatler September 2023 Rita Ora 4-1690425321

Okay, I love this photo.

ONLINE - Tatler September 2023 Rita Ora 1-1690425286

If she's going to wear this, she needs to prove her bona fides by starring in an Agatha Christie country murder.

And THIS feels like she needs to be about.. 20 years more eccentric to pull it off.

Beautiful skirt. I laughed at the chickens. And I realize now that nothing would have delighted me more than Rita Ora falling in love with a man who turned out to live in a glorious stately pile. She SHOULD be a titled aristocrat figuring out to keep her estate profitable as a tourist spot. I do WANT those worlds to meet.

Tatler Recasts Rita Ora as a Society Lady
For some reason.

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