Rita Ora

We begin with a good coat, and an umbrella wrangler. "I didn't know Rita Ora was famous enough to have her own umbrella wrangler," you may have thought, and Reader, so did I.

Rita Ora in Miu Miu

Here, I believe she is leaving Miu Miu, as that's the hair she sported on the runway. It looks like Princess Beatrice's hat at the Cambridge wedding.

Rita Ora

Here, I believe she's en route to the Miu Miu show, wearing a blue outfit with a black bathmat glued to it.

Rita Ora

What a messy, weird undershirt situation. The outfit is average to begin with, but all that see-through bunchy nonsense is making it worse.

Rita Ora

And this is just goofy. Any dress with a hem across your nipple line can SIT DOWN.

Hello, Rita Ora!

It's been a minute!