The Cast of Riverdale

It's like Archie got a look at the dress code for the dudes -- Pacey Witter on a bender -- and just peaced out. This is also, unfortunately, the best look we have at Ashleigh Murray, on the far right, who didn't walk the red carpet, that I can tell. Her sequined dress is cute.

Camila Mendes

This is...fine. It's maybe a quarter of a size too small? She mostly just looks like she's going to a bridal shower and she's NOT excited about it.

Madelaine Petsch

WORDS. This is like a formal drum majorette costume and it's...too much. (I do think her make-up looks amazing, though. Her Riverdale character wears SO MUCH makeup, it overwhelms her sometimes.)

Lili Reinhart

Oh Lili, NO. You are so pretty and so good on this show and I wish you weren't wearing a screendoor over a swimsuit.

The Teens of Riverdale Made...Some Real Choices at the Teen Choice Awards

Luke Perry was NOT present.