Camila Mendes
This feels perfectly Seventeen to me: It's peppy and preppy and wholesome, which is also a nice antithesis to Veronica, who is dark and moody and occasionally mysterious, and whose parents are basically the Sopranos of Riverdale.
Lili Reinhart
And obviously Betty is very pink and fluffy and ponytailed, so Seventeen was wise to let her hair down and give her a witchier take on cheerwear. Those shoes, though. They could snap an ankle.
Madelaine Petsch
This even FEELS like an afterthought. Did her agents get upset and call Seventeen, or something? Oh, CHERYL. This is just totally disengaged, to me. Creatively speaking at the very least. I mean, I guess Cheryl is very technicolor on the show, so maybe this was their attempt at contrast? She seems dazed, though.
KJ Apa
He looks like he's about to release a country album called Let's Talk About Periods. There's an elegiac anthem called "With Wings," a gritty rock number about how cramps work, and a really sad twangy ballad about toxic shock syndrome.
Cole Sprouse
"You know, KJ, what if we adapt your album into an Elvis-inflected rock opera called American Midol? I am really feeling that."