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# Rock of Fuges
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/rock-of-fuges-06-2012/
- Published: 2012-06-11T19:00:12.000Z
- Updated: 2012-06-11T03:41:38.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Photos, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

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Man. One inauspicious bump into Josh Duhamel's lit cigarette, and Malin Akerman would've been starring in *Crotch of Ages*. HAHAHAHAHA. Oh my God. It's too early in the week for me to be this embarrassing -- if *this* is Monday, then by Friday I'll have sunk to writing only filthy limericks and/or strange sounds spelled out in bizarre strings of consonants.

\[Photos: Getty, WENN\]