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# RoFug Holiday
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/rofug-holiday-04-2012/
- Published: 2012-04-09T15:00:07.000Z
- Updated: 2012-04-10T22:57:32.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, Scrolldown Fug, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Oh, Nicki Minaj. You are a treat. From the waist up, you look like a totally normal person (who perhaps spends an inordinate amount of time in the False Lashes aisle Sephora, but I'm over there hoovering up the lip gloss, so who am I to judge?):

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/04/142534677.jpg "Nokia Lumia 900 Launches In Times Square - Red Carpet")](https://gofugyourself.com/rofug-holiday-04-2012/nokia-lumia-900-launches-in-times-square-red-carpet?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Like, I feel like I could run into this girl at the bank or whatever and not even bat an eye. Well, I might be like, "are we wearing big huge gold hoops again? Awesome, I totally have some of those somewhere," but that would be it.

And then she would walk out from behind her desk and SHIT WOULD JUST GET REAL:

[](https://gofugyourself.com/rofug-holiday-04-2012/nokia-lumia-900-launches-in-times-square-inside?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Have we learned NOTHING from Blair Waldorf (and the people at[ Tights Are Not Pants](https://tightsarenotpants.com/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io))? TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS.

I'm starting to miss [the days when she went out wearing the Muppets.](https://gofugyourself.com/minajally-played-nicki-minaj-10-2011?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)