Roger Vivier Party

Christina Ricci in Batsheva

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (10185220ab) Christina Ricci Hotel Vivier Los Angeles Cocktail Party, Los Angeles, USA - 02 Apr 2019 Wearing Batsheva

Well, her head looks super. Batsheva often looks like a knockoff of The Vampire's Wife, which itself is not a brand that necessarily inspires me. That fabric is at least shiny fun, but it's also the dress is pure stovetop Jiffy Pop.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (10185220bw) Hunter King Hotel Vivier Los Angeles Cocktail Party, Los Angeles, USA - 02 Apr 2019 Wearing The Vampires Wife

See? This actually IS The Vampire's Wife. It's all so uncomfortably close. (Hunter is Joey King's sister -- Joey is coming up later -- and is on Y&R I think.)

Chanel Iman in Elie Saab

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (10185220ad) Chanel Iman Hotel Vivier Los Angeles Cocktail Party, Los Angeles, USA - 02 Apr 2019 Wearing Elie Saab, Shoes By Roger Vivier

Those shoes are pure Maleficent, and it makes me wonder if the outfit is Maleficent Gets an Office Job.

Georgie Flores

That's a bib, not a shirt.

Halston Sage

I dig the 70s golden child vibe she's working here. But is she ... wearing that purse attached to her cuff? It looks like a satin flea collar for her wrist.

Mandy Moore

I don't know why Mandy always goes for these sultry poses because she's not great at them. We are not all J.Lo, and that is okay, Mandy! I like her dress, though. For me, the shoes are too much with it.

Skyler Samuels

Mandy Moore's shoes look better with a shorter party dress like this one, I think. But that material looks about as expensive as the stuff that comes in bags at that year-round Halloween Superstore near me that opened when Linens n Things closed.

Christa B. Allen in Veronica Beard

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (10185220bm) Christa B. Allen Hotel Vivier Los Angeles Cocktail Party, Los Angeles, USA - 02 Apr 2019 Wearing Veronica Beard

This vaguely me of Meghan Markle's off-the-shoulder peachy thing that she wore to her first Trooping the Colour. I like this less. She's 27 and this looks stuffy on her.

Patricia Arquette

Well, it's a shoe party, and she's at least showing them off. But the dress is a static cling before shot.

Maye Musk in Jonathan Simkhai

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (10185220r) Maye Musk Hotel Vivier Los Angeles Cocktail Party, Los Angeles, USA - 02 Apr 2019 Wearing Jonathan Simkhai, Shoes By Roger Vivier

She should do a Maleficent movie as Maleficent's mother/grandmother/witch mentor. She'd be PERFECT. She looks super and dramatic and divine.

Joey King in Christopher Kane

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (10185220v) Joey King Hotel Vivier Los Angeles Cocktail Party, Los Angeles, USA - 02 Apr 2019 Wearing Christopher Kane

Well, I promised Joey "Kissing Booth" King (also currently in The Act), and here she is, wearing a Sexy Referee costume from three Hallowens ago and having apparently just gotten a hot glue gun for Valentine's Day.

Nikki Reed

"I was told this was a Come As Your Favorite Lounge Chair party."