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As best I can tell, Claire never removed her coat on this night, so we have no idea what in the world was under the coat. It's a very dramatic coat, at least, but the two look so heavy together. However, all of this pales in comparison to the Peak '90s Peaks happening on her head. Camera 3, can we please get a close-up?

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Why, oh why, was Bart Simpson's head a style aesthetic for so long?

Leo and Kristen Zang

And Leo is here with Kristen, who (as we've noted) dated Nicolas Cage for three years BEFORE THIS -- she was 18 and he was 28 when they began dating in 1992 -- and who was Nic's date to the Oscars a month before he married Patricia Arquette (supposedly? There are no photos!). She reportedly dumped Leo in 1998 because he was too immature. I suspect she would double down on that diagnosis now that he has grown older and all his model girlfriends have remained the same age. She probably also has some choice words about Nic Cage, come to think of it. Anyway, she now runs her own gourmet dog food company.

Elisabeth Shue

Speaking of people who may also have been exhausted by Nic Cage at one point in their lives, Elisabeth here was a year removed from Leaving Las Vegas.

Reese

This looks like a photo Reese should have used for the "How It Started" portion of the "How It Started / How It's Going" meme. I don't know if she brought that black mask herself, because while they distributed masks at this premiere, she appears to be holding THAT one in her hand. Maybe Reese has traveled with various masks in her handbag for longer than we ever knew.

Neve Campbell

Wear the mask, Neve! (For way different reasons than i would ask you that now.)

Cameron Diaz

I hope Cammy kept that cardi.

Denise Richards

And I hope SHE kept that bag, but ditched the pants.

Garcelle Beauvais

Wow, brown-and-leopard was a hot combo in 1996.

Vince Vaughn

I'm fairly sure he kept and still wears all of this.

Kimberly Williams

Her head is working a real Rizzo vibe, in a way that... is not right. This whole thing actually feels a bit like she's trying to audition for a Stockard Channing later-in-life biopic despite herself being too young.

Bjork

... Bjork? This is Earth fashion. Were you feeling okay?

Claire and Leo

These two are at the UK premiere here, and I wish I knew whether those were pants on her. He is sporting the tiny sunglasses that looked bad then, and worse when Kylie Jenner and Company tried to bring them back recently.

Kylie Minogue

Speaking of Kylies, here is the O.G. Superstar Kylie, and still the best.

Kate Beckinsale and Michael Sheen

Yes, Kate. I, too, am guffawing at what Michael is wearing.

Romeo + Juliet Premiered 24 Years Ago
Strap in.

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