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# Rosie Fugtington-Whiteley
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/rosie-fugtington-whiteley-02-2012/
- Published: 2012-02-15T17:00:58.000Z
- Updated: 2012-02-14T19:57:07.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Dialogues, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

CUBA: Ahhhh, it's good to be Cuba. I'm dapper, I was actually probably better in *Pearl Harbor* than most of those people, everybody kind of misses me, and now I'm here with Uma Thurman.

ROSIE: Oh, I'm not Uma Thurman.

CUBA: ... Are you sure?

ROSIE: Quite.

CUBA: REALLY? Because Uma really seems like someone who would wear a cape to pick up her new boxy paperweight.

ROSIE: Yeah, but would Uma Thurman wear a breastplate?

CUBA: Huh. You have a point there. She never wears short skirts, either.

ROSIE: So you see, I'm not her. I'm... well, I don't remember exactly, something about *Transformers 3*.

CUBA: Sigh. I wanted to talk about *Kill Bill 3*. Now it's not so good to be Cuba.

ROSIE: Oh, and I'm also a model.

CUBA: LIKE I SAID. It's GOOD to be Cuba.

\[Photo: Getty\]