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Kylie Minogue in Ralph & Russo

Royal Academy of Arts Summer Exhibition Preview Party - Arrivals Featuring: Kylie Minogue Where: London, United Kingdom When: 04 Jun 2019 Credit: Lia Toby/WENN.com

This is good, and also potentially made of mylar. It's been a minute, Kylie! Stay awhile.

Ellie Bamber in Chanel

Royal Academy of Arts Summer Exhibition Preview Party - Arrivals Featuring: Ellie Bamber Where: London, United Kingdom When: 04 Jun 2019 Credit: Lia Toby/WENN.com

This, conversely, is just terrible. The platinum hair and relentless beige both wash her out, and the branding is absurd. I honestly keep thinking it's trying to say "channel," for some reason, also, which obviously it is NOT... this is just the least imaginative billboard of all time, and it's a pity she got stuffed into it.

Alexa Chung in Vintage

Royal Academy of Arts Summer Exhibition Preview Party - Arrivals Featuring: Alexa Chung Where: London, United Kingdom When: 04 Jun 2019 Credit: Lia Toby/WENN.com

Pelvic lace windows -- also the name of my next band -- don't typically work, so color me surprised at how fetching that is on her. 

Florence Pugh

Royal Academy of Arts Summer Exhibition Preview Party - Arrivals Featuring: Florence Pugh Where: London, United Kingdom When: 04 Jun 2019 Credit: Lia Toby/WENN.com

Well, first, the top of that is not especially flattering, and creates the weird illusion that she's using the belt as her underwire.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (10267794aa) Florence Pugh Royal Academy of Arts Summer Exhibition preview party, London, UK - 04 Jun 2019

But it looks even weirder when the wind catches it. Suddenly she's a scarf rack.

Gabriella Wilde

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Richard Young/Shutterstock (10267795by) Gabriella Wilde Royal Academy of Arts Summer Exhibition preview party, London, UK - 04 Jun 2019

Sometimes simpler is better.

Clara Amfo

Royal Academy of Arts Summer Exhibition Preview Party - Arrivals Featuring: Clara Amfo Where: London, United Kingdom When: 04 Jun 2019 Credit: Lia Toby/WENN.com

I assume this is made of old t-shirts she bought at a flea market

Gugu Mbatha-Raw

The Royal Academy Of Arts Summer Exhibition Preview Party 2019 held at Burlington House, Piccadilly - Arrivals Featuring: Gugu Mbatha-Raw Where: London, United Kingdom When: 04 Jun 2019 Credit: Mario Mitsis/WENN.com

That's a mega-blouse, and she makes it look super charming.

Joely Richardson

Royal Academy of Arts Summer Exhibition Preview Party - Arrivals Featuring: Joely Richardson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 04 Jun 2019 Credit: Lia Toby/WENN.com

Megablouse and Mother of Megablouse are coming soon to SyFy.

Stacy Martin in Prada

Royal Academy of Arts Summer Exhibition Preview Party - Arrivals Featuring: Stacy Martin Where: London, United Kingdom When: 04 Jun 2019 Credit: Lia Toby/WENN.com

The clunky shoes are killing me a little, because the rest of this is SO FUN and they feel like a heavy thunk.

Luke Evans

Royal Academy of Arts Summer Exhibition Preview Party - Arrivals Featuring: Luke Evans Where: London, United Kingdom When: 04 Jun 2019 Credit: Lia Toby/WENN.com

I feel like Luke Evans and James Norton called each other up and planned a Who Wore It Better, because here is Gaston...

James Norton

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (10267794di) James Norton Royal Academy of Arts Summer Exhibition preview party, London, UK - 04 Jun 2019

... and here is your favorite reverend. They're both in boxy brown coats, uninspiring t-shirts, and an all-over brown palette. So what's your vote? Two-tone or monochrome? Loafers or kicks? The lean, or the upright posture? WHO WILL WIN IN THIS MEANINGLESS THEORETICAL VOTE?

Nice To See You, Kylie Minogue
She came out to support the Royal Academy Summer Exhibition.

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