> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Royal Ascot, Day One: THE HATS - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/royal-ascot-day-one-the-hats/ - Published: 2014-06-17T20:00:43.000Z - Updated: 2014-06-19T19:48:37.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37 ## Hats at Royal Ascot, Day One ![Hat at Royal Ascot 2014 (9)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/spl783653_011.xml) This are amazing. How long do you think people are working on their Royal Ascot hat-plan? Surely AGES. ## Hats at Royal Ascot, Day One ![Hat at Royal Ascot 2014 (11)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/spl783653_020.xml) This woman is going to have to hold her head at an angle all day so that she doesn't whack her companions with her butterfly. ## Hats at Royal Ascot, Day One ![Hat at Royal Ascot 2014 (6)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/121070pcn_ascot20.xml) I also always wonder how one transports one's self in such a lid. Do you put the hat on when you arrive? Do you ride in the car all scrunched down? Do you stick your head out the window? ## Hats at Royal Ascot, Day One ![Hat at Royal Ascot 2014 (13)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/spl783839_052.xml) Not for nothing, but I also LOVE the trousers on that man behind her, who's running late to meet his friends. He looks so jaunty! ## Hats at Royal Ascot, Day One ![Hat at Royal Ascot 2014 (12)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/spl783839_043.xml) She will NOT be best pleased if you spill on her, either. ## Hats at Royal Ascot, Day One ![Hat at Royal Ascot 2014 (10)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/spl783653_014.xml) This is like for EVIL ASCOT. (That's not a complaint.) ## Hats at Royal Ascot, Day One ![Hat at Royal Ascot 2014 (8)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/121070pcn_ascot29.xml) This is amazing, and she's basically like, "yeah, I already have to just hold this thing upright with my hand, okay?" Anything for HATS. ## Hats at Royal Ascot, Day One ![Hat at Royal Ascot 2014 (15)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/450768968_10.xml) This is glorious. ## Hats at Royal Ascot, Day One ![Hat at Royal Ascot 2014 (7)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/121070pcn_ascot21.xml) There are VERY STRICT rules about the headgear one can wear at Ascot -- at least, in the Royal Enclosure -- and this one is a very charming smaller one, I think. ## Royal Ascot 2014 Day One ![Hat at Royal Ascot 2014 (14)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/450753460_10.xml) Do you think these two women showed up and were like, "nice hat!" (They, too, look fabulous. This section of the slideshow is what I like to call A Brief Break for Elegance.) ## Hats at Royal Ascot, Day One ![Hat at Royal Ascot 2014 (5)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/121070pcn_ascot18.xml) I am literally convinced that this is actually a prototype for a Rose Parade float she's tied to her head. Which is very resourceful, really. ## Hats at Royal Ascot, Day One ![Hat at Royal Ascot 2014 (4)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/121070pcn_ascot17.xml) I seriously JUST NOTICED that one of these ladies also has a BIRD ON EACH SHOULDER. NEVER CHANGE ROYAL ASCOT. ## Hats at Royal Ascot, Day One ![Hat at Royal Ascot 2014 (3)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/121070pcn_ascot07.xml) Do we think this is heavy? It's AMAZING. ## Hats at Royal Ascot, Day One ![Hat at Royal Ascot 2014 (2)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/121070pcn_ascot05.xml) This is like a giant, fabulous loofah. ## Steffi Graf?!?! ![Hat at Royal Ascot 2014 (1)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/121070pcn_ascot03.xml) And then Steffi Graf showed up. [Royal Ascot, Day One: THE HATSAs always, Royal Ascot-goers bring it when it comes to the hat game. And this isn't even Ladies Day! IT'S DELIGHTFUL. I love you all. \[All the Royals coming up next; don't worry, I would not neglect to bring you Prince Harry in a top hat.\] \[Photos: Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/spl783653_011.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/royal-ascot-day-one-the-hats-06-2014/)