> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Royal Ascot, Day One: The Royals - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/royal-ascot-day-one-the-royals/ - Published: 2014-06-17T21:00:59.000Z - Updated: 2014-06-19T19:48:36.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37 ## Prince Harry and Zara Phillips ![Prince Harry Royal Ascot 2014 (1)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/spl783807_004.xml) Zara Phillips looks very smart; Harry is clearly trying to figure out if he can use his umbrella to jauntily launch his top hat into the air and then catch it, in the manner of one Dick Van Dyke. ## Princess Anne, Zara Tindall, Prince Harry ![Prince Harry Royal Ascot 2014 (2)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/spl783819_006.xml) Anne seems UNIMPRESSED by Harry's gentlemanly tip of his top hat. ## Prince Harry And Friend ![Prince Harry Royal Ascot 2014 (4)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/450763430_10.xml) This other dude is Harry's friend Jake Warren and he is TOTALLY Single White Prince-ing his waistcoat game. (The two of them went to Eton and also whatever the British call elementary school together; his Dad is the Queen's "racing manager.") A little known fact: if Harry doesn't wear a yellow waistcoat he BURSTS INTO FLAMES. (He seriously doesn't own a non-yellow waistcoat. He may only have ONE.) ## Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie ![Prince Harry Royal Ascot 2014 (3)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/450767268_10.xml) Eugenie is, like, [REALLY into beige right now.](www.gofugyourself.com/trooping-the-color-06-2014/queen-elizabeth-iis-birthday-parade-trooping-the-colour-10) She's ONLY wearing trench coats from now on. ## Princess Beatrice ![Prince Harry Royal Ascot 2014 (5)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/121070pcn_ascot38.xml) Beatrice, on the other hand, looks FAB, I think. From hat to heel, including bracelet (!), everything is working for her. ## Bea's Shoes ![Prince Harry Royal Ascot 2014 (6)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/450767152_10.xml) Between THESE cute shoes and the cute shoes Yooj wore the other day, I feel like the York sisters had a convo that went something like: Bea: I love Kate, but her nude shoes are SO BORING. Yooj: I know. Bea: Does she not maybe understand that there are sassy shoes in the world? I know she's busy with that baby. He tried to eat my handbag yesterday. Yooj: Maybe we should step in. Bea: Yooj! We can't just be like, "yo, Kate, your shoes are snoozeville." That's so MEAN. She has a lot on her plate right now. Yooj: Maybe we can lead by EXAMPLE. Bea: Like, wear patterned shoes that are still appropriate to places and then, like, stick our feet right in her face? Yooj: Well. I mean, we probably don't have to actually put our feet right in her face. But yes. Bea: Good plan. Yooj: Maybe she'll finally give us those Sexual Sorcery For Fun and Profit Lessons as a thank you. Bea: Fingers crossed! ## Camilla ![Prince Harry Royal Ascot 2014 (7)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/450766946_10.xml) SOMEONE recovered from the sinus infection that lead to her missing the Order of the Garter shenanigans yesterday in time to place some bets on the ponies. I sincerely thought the white hat floating behind her head was attached to her OWN hat, making a MEGA-HAT, and I am sad this is not really the case. ## Sophie Wessex ![Prince Harry Royal Ascot 2014 (8)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/450766962_10.xml) Here's a good look at Sophie's hat. I may not be over The Feathered Collar incident, but this color is nice on her. ## Sophie Wessex ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/121091pcn_queenascot09.xml) Is this...quilted? ## Harry and The Queen ![Prince Harry Royal Ascot 2014 (9)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/450764588_10.xml) He's totally about to place, like, a small bug on the brim of her hat, isn't he? ## Prince Harry cheers on a horse ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/121095pcn_harry04.xml) Nothing makes me laugh more than people cheering on their horse. You could make a flipbook of these. This one is like, "and they're off. Which is my horse, again?...Right, David Beckham's Left Foot. Come on, David Beckham's Left Foot." (Meanwhile, Charles is like, "shit, where did I put my racing form?") ## Prince Harry cheers on a horse ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/121095pcn_harry05.xml) And this is like, "oh god, we've got a shot here we go come on come *on*." ## Prince Harry loses ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/121095pcn_harry06.xml) And then this one is, "that did not go as planned." I just hope he didn't wager his goat. [Royal Ascot, Day One: The RoyalsI assume you are interested in seeing Prince Harry in a top hat. Bonus Other Royals, including a VERY cute Princess Beatrice and a SUSPICIOUS Princess Anne. \[Photos: Splash, Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/spl783807_004.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/royal-ascot-day-one-the-royals-06-2014/)