The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
Obviously, we're all very excited that they're bringing the kids on this trip, if only because fat baby cheeks are a delight.
The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
In case you forgot that William looks quite a lot like his mother.
The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
SNUGGLES.
The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
Whimsical shushing!
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Victorious shrugging!
The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
MAJOR FLIRTATIONS.
The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
Drunkenly driving tractors pell-mell through vineyards!
The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
Giant stuffed animals!
The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
Livestock! (And my favorite dress of Kate's, which I love so much that I actually bought it for myself.)
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GOURDS DISGUISED IN HUMAN FORM!
The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
Babies doing magic!
The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
Babies looking really freaking annoyed by the vagaries of travel. (I look forward to the MASSIVE WRANGLING that a photo opp with both kids is going to entail. I assume one or both of them will scream.)
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Kisses!
The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
Squirminess!
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Waving at surfers!
The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
Oh my god, you guys, remember when New Zealand just handed them puppies? Canada, I hope you're fully stocked on puppies right now.
The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
We are fully going to see some sportiness on this trip -- Wills and Kate are good at sporty events, and clearly like them, and there's plenty on their calendar that could turn super sporty on them -- and I hope wacky sportsfaces come along with that.
The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
I also, of course, am hopeful for shots of Great Natural Beauty that will make me want to visit various bits of Canada.
The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
From Australia and New Zealand, let's transition to their first trip to Canada. Speaking of Canada, I ASSUME we will see a replay of this hat?
The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
I assume PM Trudeau is going to ask Kate to whip up some apps for them when they arrive?
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HOCKEY!
The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
I am highly distraught that there will likely be no cowboy hats on this trip. I DEMAND tiny cowboy hats on George and Charlotte. Is that too much for an American blogger to DEMAND?
The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
This was when Wills and Kate popped down to California after visiting Canada, and I forgot how much I liked this on Kate. Bracelet and all!
The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
I actually ALSO liked these beige shoes. Where ARE THEY, Catherine? DRAG THEM OUT.
The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
Just in case you needed a reminder of, like, one of the top ten best dresses Kate has ever worn.
The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
"Wait. What was the assignment?"
The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
I am NOT doing these trips in chronological order and I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY. Anyway, these next few slides date from their trip to the Far East and South Pacific, wherein Wills famously was stuck in a bush in Singapore as Kate looked on, concerned, but unmoving.
The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
I just wanted to revisit this dress, which has not yet been reworn.
The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
This one, on the other hand, popped up just recently in Bhutan, and will surely live to see another outing. Join me in pouring some out for her Corks.
The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
I'd also really like to see a replay of THIS dress. Did someone lose one of the suitcases that Kate brought back from this trip?
The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
At the time, I noted that this was totally the cover of a historical romance novel and I totally stand by that thought. These two are meeting in the cemetery to lovingly mourn their dead friend, who she also once -- wait, that's just Pearl Harbor, sorry.
The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
In case you forgot that this trip involved a lot of quirky modes of transport.
The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
In my imagination, Kate totally wears this around the house for family BBQs. (It also amuses me how DAZED Wills looks in the background here. That's the expression of a three year old who just woke up from an unexpectedly profound nap.)
The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
I enjoy Kate's hair when left to its own devices.
The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
There is a gif of this moment and, yes, I use it ALL THE TIME.
The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
I wish I had a cocktail in a coconut right now, TBH.
The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
And over to India! I told you I was doing this out of order! I just like to keep you on your toes. This is a very cute photo.
The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
I mostly just wanted to revisit this dress, which is so pretty.
The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
I worry that my life doesn't involve enough cutting foodstuffs with swords.
The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
I feel certain this upcoming trip is going to involve adorable kids doing cute things.
The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
Probably also some gazing.
The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
Probably NOT any baby elephants, which is A SHAME.
The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
Maybe some archery? I don't know Trudeau's life?
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I hope Wills has been practicing his form.
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I DEFINITELY demand sunglasses.
The Best of Wills and Kate's Royal Tours
And piano pictures.