Damp!
"Hey, I'm just playing polo all wet. YOU'RE WELCOME."
Smirky!
"What? You checking me out? That's okay, fine lady. We ALL know I got it going on."
Charming!
"Is there anything better on a man than a well-fitted suit and a cocky grin?"
Um.
"Don't answer that, Mr Leather Vest."
Clappy!
"My brother just defaults to the sarcastic slow clap because he's jealous of my hairline OH NO I DINT OH YES I DID."
Champers!
"It's true. I prefer to engage in sporting activities ONLY if people are around to spray me with champagne at the end. It's more motivating than a trainer."
Grandma!
"My grandmother is secretly a scream. (No, she's not. I was thinking about an article I read on the Onion.)"
Jumpsuits.
"And THIS is the proper utilization of the jumpsuit, people. Take notes."
Aw.
"Sometimes I cuddle with unbearably adorable children in foreign lands."
OMG
"Can I offer you some Solarcaine? Because the combined hotness here BURNS."
Cheers
"You can print this out and hang it over your desk if you want, and pretend that I'm standing on a dock somewhere waiting for you to show up after work, at which point I'll give you a cocktail without you even asking. That's just how I roll."
Weaponry!
"I could also protect you from terrorists. If any of them happened to show up, like, right this minute while I'm holding this giant gun. I'm basically like if Kiefer Sutherland in 24 was a young, hot, British prince. BUY THAT SHOW, HOLLYWOOD."
Pointy!
"I play baseball, too. Or pretend to. What else do you need? PS: I'm not actually a Mets fan. (Probably)."
Whoopsie!
"But despite all that, I'm HUMAN, ladies! Sometimes I fall off my polo pony."
Formal!
"Other times, I just nonchalantly rock a pastel vest at people's weddings. Will I on Friday? WAIT AND SEE."
That's Right. A Puppy.
"Yes. I'm holding a puppy. A prince in a suit holding a puppy. I know I already mentioned this, but: YOU'RE WELCOME."
Sporty!
"Also, I love my country. And its sports teams."
WHAAAA?
"Did you know that I'm Commodore in Chief of Small Ships and Diving? I seriously am. I didn't make that up. And I'm REALLY STOKED about it."
Aw.
"Did I mention how much I enjoy grinning with adorable children? It's one of my main pastimes."
Holla!
"Just hanging out with my namesake, another ginger named Harry. WHO WAS JUST AS POPULAR WITH THE LADIES. Although luckily I haven't had to kill any of my paramours yet. I'm hoping to keep up that particular streak. I also hope that I avoid getting quite that fat and gout-y."
What up?
"That's right. After hanging out with adorable children and puppies and portraits and people who work on boats and guns, sometimes I walk to the North Pole. For fun and charity."
Smirky.
"And I'm NOT getting married this week. Ladies, I'm accepting Princess Applications at HotGingerPrince98@RoyalFamily.uk. See you at the afterparty!"