Posh and Becks!

BECKS: Darling, can you hold my top hat?

POSH: Seriously?

BECKS: No!

Posh and Becks!

POSH: I look divine. Thank god we didn't forget our invite. CAN YOU IMAGINE?

BECKS: I can not imagine. I ALSO look DIVINE. Did you forget how HOT I am?

POSH: No. I remembered.

Posh and Becks!

BECKS: I'll hold my own hat. I LOVE WEDDINGS!

POSH: I'm a bit tired, perhaps, from all the gestating I'm doing, but I adore you.

BECKS: WHEE!

Posh and Becks!

POSH AND BECKS: VOGUE BREAK!

Royal Weddingpalooza Well Played, Posh and Becks

Bless these two. They showed up early, and they went big and didn't have to go home: fabulous hat? Check. Medal? Check. Good hair? Check. Cleaned up Becks? CHECKITY CHECK CHECK. Let's take a closer look.