Wills and Kate and Harry

I'd like to salute everyone for wearing trousers that are not thirty-fives sizes too large, first of all. Second: Harry has got to be KNACKERED. He was just here in the US for the Invictus Games. He had like 24 hours to bounce back. I mean, sure, those 24 hours probably involved the world's finest deep tissue massage and the very best snacks he could steal from Wills' and Kate's fridge, but still.

Kate in Banana Republic

Did I mention that I love this skirt? Because I do. It is, of course, sold out. (Don't you think there was mass hysteria at the Banana Republic headquarters when these photos hit the wires?)

Harry and Kate and Wills

These three, actually, are very well coordinated -- down the the soles of Harry's shoes.

Prince Harry

"Pull yourself together, Henry. The jetlag is NOT that bad. You can get in a sauna as soon as you get home. IT'S ALL OKAY."

The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge And Prince Harry Attend The Launch Of Heads Together Campaign

I really like this skirt, I guess, given how many photos of it I pulled, for your edification.

Wills and Kate

An additional shout-out to her current hair, which is bang-less at last, and working quite nicely.

Royal Windsor Horse Show

And then. GIRL. WHAT. NO. There was a LOT of delicate side-eyeing of this on Twitter, the subtext being, of course, that we all decided the only humanly possible reason for this combo was pregnancy. KATE. KAAAAATE. Are you just screwing with us? I, in fact, have a coat much like this and I stopped wearing it because it totally made me look like I was attempting to conceal a pregnancy AND FYI I WAS NOT. As for Wills, he is wearing the Windsor Uniform, which I've actually never seen before. Maybe they decided it would be cute to coordinate? YOU HAVE OTHER RED COATS, KATE. WHY.

Royal Windsor Horse Show

Her Majesty is like, "Kate, another lace dress? YOU HAVE TO GET A GRIP."

Royal Windsor Horse Show

"Everyone calm down. My skirt for tomorrow is SO cute."

Royally Played, Harry and Wills and Kate (in Banana Republic)

This was a 48 hours of highs and lows, sartorially speaking, you guys. I LOVE this Banana skirt on Kate today, but yesterday...oh, girl. GIRL. In a sense, it is a relief to know there is one thing that Kate cannot figure out, and it is what to wear to any event that vaguely requires cocktail attire. Our first event is the launch of Heads Together, which is their campaign to fight the stigma of mental illness, and the second was the Royal Windsor Horse Show, a celebration of the Queen's 90th on Sunday, which involved many horses (hence the name) and, from what I understand, also featured Harry seated behind a pole, frustrating the people at home who were watching it to ogle him. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]