Kate and Prince George
"MUMMY PLEASE COME DOWN THE HILL WITH ME IMMEDIATELY. ALLOW ME TO ESCORT YOU. I AM A GENTLEMAN. THANK YOU VERY MUCH." (In case you're wondering, as I was, why Kate was sliding around on her bum, it's because they were playing a game.)
Chaz, George, Kate, Wills
Witness the indecision on a young prince's face when faced with a choice between taking his father's polo mallet and wreaking havoc, and putting down one's beloved toy car. Heavy is the head that will wear the crown in like seventy-five years, the way things are going.
George and Wills and Kate
"I AM SINCERELY DOUBTFUL THAT THE PERSON UNDERNEATH THIS HAT IS ACTUALLY MY FATHER BUT I SUPPOSE I HAVE NO CHOICE OTHER THAN TO BELIEVE YOU."
Some Dude, George, Kate, Wills
"And then I was like, 'Eugenie, I was JOKING when I told Beatrice she should wear that headband,' and she was like, 'okay, but we were STILL DRUNK when we got ready this morning.' So yeah, I guess the Queen is pretty mad."
Kate and George
"MUMMY, IS THAT PERSON GALLOPING TOWARD MY FATHER WITH A GIANT STICK? I DO NOT CARE FOR THAT. PUT A STOP TO THIS GAME NOW PLEASE. THANK YOU." (PS: I feel like George's ribbon belt is one step closer to him having a beaded one that matches William's. You know Kate is up in the middle of the night Googling, like, "tiny baby beaded belt" in an attempt to make that happen.)
Harry and Wills
"Why were you in such a bad mood yesterday?"
"I had some dodgy curry. Why were you in such a bad mood yesterday?"
"Kate finally reached her breaking point and threw my Dad jeans on the fire. THE FIRE! Anyway, I really burned myself fishing them out."
Harry and his team
Yes, yes, Harry. We haven't forgotten about you, you handsome polo-playing scamp. Never fear.
Prince George
In case you were wondering, this child has PLACES TO GO and MANY MANY IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.