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# Royally Played, Prince George
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/royally-played-prince-george-07-2015/
- Published: 2015-07-21T17:00:21.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-10T01:07:39.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, royal babies, royalty, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44

In honor of Prince Squirmy Monkey turning two tomorrow, the palace has -- as you can see! -- [released a new Testino pic via their Instagram](https://instagram.com/kensingtonroyal/?modal=true&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io):

"HELLO, MISTER TESTINO. YOU SEEM LIKE A LOVELY PERSON WITH ALL SORTS OF INTERESTING GADGETS. SO WHY DON'T *YOU* HOLD ME FOR A WHILE AND ALSO GIVE ME THAT SHINY EXPENSIVE CLICKY THING IN YOUR HAND THAT YOU KEEP POINTING AT ME SO I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW IT WORKS AND ALSO MAYBE SMASH IT. DADDY, PLEASE GIVE ME TO MR TESTINO NOW SO THAT I CAN HAVE A LOUD ADVENTURE. LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT MY CHEEKY SMILE! DON'T I SEEM TRUSTWORTHY? OF COURSE I DO. NOW PLEASE HAND ME OVER. THANK YOU."

\[Photos: Kensington Palace/Mario Testino)