> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Royally Played, Prince Harry - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/royally-played-prince-harry-2/ - Published: 2014-08-13T21:00:08.000Z - Updated: 2014-08-14T03:38:29.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39 ## Prince Harry ![Prince Harry (8)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/prince-harry-jeans-ag041780_02.xml) (a) Our photo service mistakenly IDed Harry as KEVIN COSTNER in this snap. (b) "Kevin Costner" needs a haircut. (c) I swear, these are new versions of [THE TROUSERS THAT ATE THE TOUR DE FRANCE](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/royally-played-wills-and-kate-and-harry-at-the-tour-de-france-grand-depart-07-2014/) and they are so very much better. I can only hope that it was my screeching and shaming that lead to this pantsular revolution. Harry, ALL we ever wanted was for your bum to be displayed to the best of its abilities. ## Prince Harry and a dog ![Prince Harry (7)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/prince-harry-ag041780_26.xml) "Sssh, dog. Be very quiet. I'll talk to you later." ## Prince Harry and a dog, again. ![Prince Harry (4)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/prince-harry-ag041780_22.xml) "Also, there's a squirrel over there really giving you a dirty look. Just so you know." ## Prince Harry ![Prince Harry (2)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/prince-harry-ag041780_10.xml) I can only assume that this is a reaction to some extremely juicy gossip, presumably about Pippa and her Presumably Bounder Boyfriend Who's Moving to Switzerland Because It's Not Suspicious To Move Somewhere With Interesting Banking Laws (But Also Great Cheese and Watches). ## Prince Harry ![Prince Harry (5)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/prince-harry-ag041780_23.xml) *Hello* [has a full report and video from this event](https://www.hellomagazine.com/royalty/2014081320432/prince-harry-gb-invictus-games-announcement/1/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) and I believe what is ACTUALLY happening here is that his notes for his speech blew away. But I prefer to believe it is really the beginning of a stirring musical number. ## Prince Harry ![Prince Harry (1)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/prince-harry-ag041780_05.xml) I really just am posting these photos so that later I can create a flip book of them in which he does a dance, sell it, MAKE MILLIONS, and retire to Fug Island, where you will all be welcome for wine and cheese every evening at 6. ## Prince Harry ![Prince Harry (3)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/prince-harry-ag041780_15.xml) Loose notes are merely an excuse for lunges. ## Prince Harry and a Glorious Landmark ![Prince Harry (6)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/prince-harry-ag041780_25.xml) WHAT A HIDEOUS BACKDROP HOW ARE YOU LIVING IN LONDON TODAY THE WEATHER LOOKS WRETCHED. I weep. [Royally Played, Prince HarryIt's the end of the day. No one is leaving the house. No one...except Prince Harry, to continue hustling for the Invictus Games -- he really is working his royal bum off -- which this time involves loads of pointing, what looks like choreography, better pants, glorious British monuments, and nuzzling a dog. NOTHING is as emotionally manipulative (of me, personally) as the time he held a baby and made William hold its hand, but we're getting there and the way this is going, I assume the end of the month will bring us a photo opp where he somehow is found shirtless, washing a car (a carriage?), while George plays with a kitten and Kate is wearing a fabulous pair of striped shoes and holding a shirt that says, "I AM PREGNANT, YOU GUYS!" I approve. It's all for a good cause, after all. \[Photos: AKM/GSI\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/prince-harry-jeans-ag041780_02.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/royally-played-prince-harry-2-08-2014/)