Prince Harry

(a) Our photo service mistakenly IDed Harry as KEVIN COSTNER in this snap.

(b) "Kevin Costner" needs a haircut.

(c) I swear, these are new versions of THE TROUSERS THAT ATE THE TOUR DE FRANCE and they are so very much better. I can only hope that it was my screeching and shaming that lead to this pantsular revolution. Harry, ALL we ever wanted was for your bum to be displayed to the best of its abilities.

Prince Harry and a dog

"Sssh, dog. Be very quiet. I'll talk to you later."

Prince Harry and a dog, again.

"Also, there's a squirrel over there really giving you a dirty look. Just so you know."

Prince Harry

I can only assume that this is a reaction to some extremely juicy gossip, presumably about Pippa and her Presumably Bounder Boyfriend Who's Moving to Switzerland Because It's Not Suspicious To Move Somewhere With Interesting Banking Laws (But Also Great Cheese and Watches).

Prince Harry

Hello has a full report and video from this event and I believe what is ACTUALLY happening here is that his notes for his speech blew away. But I prefer to believe it is really the beginning of a stirring musical number.

Prince Harry

I really just am posting these photos so that later I can create a flip book of them in which he does a dance, sell it, MAKE MILLIONS, and retire to Fug Island, where you will all be welcome for wine and cheese every evening at 6.

Prince Harry

Loose notes are merely an excuse for lunges.

Prince Harry and a Glorious Landmark

WHAT A HIDEOUS BACKDROP HOW ARE YOU LIVING IN LONDON TODAY THE WEATHER LOOKS WRETCHED. I weep.

Royally Played, Prince Harry

It's the end of the day. No one is leaving the house. No one...except Prince Harry, to continue hustling for the Invictus Games -- he really is working his royal bum off -- which this time involves loads of pointing, what looks like choreography, better pants, glorious British monuments, and nuzzling a dog. NOTHING is as emotionally manipulative (of me, personally) as the time he held a baby and made William hold its hand, but we're getting there and the way this is going, I assume the end of the month will bring us a photo opp where he somehow is found shirtless, washing a car (a carriage?), while George plays with a kitten and Kate is wearing a fabulous pair of striped shoes and holding a shirt that says, "I AM PREGNANT, YOU GUYS!" I approve. It's all for a good cause, after all. [Photos: AKM/GSI]