Prince Harry and the Puppy
This feels like a children's book to me. One I would buy. In The Adventures of Prince Harry and the Puppy....well, you get sixty-five pages of Prince Harry holding a puppy. But it's totally worth $7.95!
Prince Harry and the Hedgehog
In The Amazing Adventures of Prince Harry's Hedgehog, this albino pygmy hedgehog is set loose at Buckingham Palace, where he befriends a clutch of friendly mice, all of whom help Princess Anne solve crimes during her downtime. Sometimes Harry pops in to help, kind of like when Klaus drops by Mystic Falls to be all sexy and bad news on Vampire Diaries.
Prince Harry and the Goat
The Glorious Shenanigans of Prince Harry and His Goat of course involve Harry and The Goat traveling around the countryside saving people from zombies, and falling in love with milkmaids.
Prince Harry and the Pony
Prince Harry and the Pony is obviously a sweeping, epic love story between a boy and his horse, like National Velvet or any of the other books I read about horses when I was in 4th grade, of which there were MANY. At some point, the horse saves Harry from a house fire. It will be moving.
Prince Harry and the Polo Ponies
And the sequel is, of course, Prince Harry and the Polo Ponies, but that story is for older people and involves more gambling and close-ups of bums in white jeans.
Prince Harry and the Sheep
The Tale of Prince Harry and the Sheep is about a sheep that can tell the future. It's named Cassandra and no one listens to it. Except Harry.
William and the Puppy
Whoops, that's William. Whatever, close enough. Puppies for all! The Amazing Adventures of William and The Puppy can be the first book of the spin-off series. George can cameo, but he'll just try to eat everything.