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# Royally Played: Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/royally-played-prince-harry-and-cressida-bonas-03-2014/
- Published: 2014-03-10T17:00:38.000Z
- Updated: 2014-03-11T03:37:08.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Photos, royalty, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

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First of all: There is literally no way that these two going public -- they've now been out together twice this week, at official events, including one at which Harry was making a speech, so make no mistake, it's *on* \-- doesn't have something to do with an attempt to distract the public from the fact that Wills and Kate are in a bit of a PR nightmare due to their current ill-timed vacay. Someone called Harry -- maybe William, honestly -- and told him that it'd be great if The Spare and Cressida could take the heat off Kate and The Heir. Heather's theory -- [which we all discussed in Friday's Royals Round-up, and with which I agree](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/royals-round-up-03-2014/) \-- is that *something* is up with the Cambridges right now. As a not-at-all-well-placed outsider foreigner yahoo, I would not say I am *concerned*, but I do think something is afoot, and I think that any plans to slowly introduce Cressida have kind of been thrown out the window in an attempt to shore up popularity for The Firm. Now, I personally don't find Cressida particularly likeable but I have literally no real reason for this other than the fact that she often looks bored -- she might have Resting Bored Face -- and obviously I strongly reject any grown woman who would actually wear a scrunchy for anything other than the gym or during her facial ablutions. Anyway, pour yourself some more coffee and let's gossip.

\[Photos: Getty\]