> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Royally Played: Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/royally-played-prince-harry-and-cressida-bonas/ - Published: 2014-03-10T17:00:38.000Z - Updated: 2014-03-11T03:37:08.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37 ## Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/477417917_10.xml) Obviously, we have no idea what she's wearing with this (very basic) white shirt. I can only assume it's jeans. And hopefully [the insanely crazy moccasins she wore out the other night with Harry.](https://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2014/03/cressida-bonas-prince-harry-bejeweled-moccasins?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) I think those very shoes are why I don't think this is going to shake out into a blissful union of souls. ## Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/477419131_10.xml) At least she does possess the enviably thick hair prized by the Wales Brothers in their mates. Her body language isn't really selling this, although I saw [another shot from this event where I literally said, "Get a grip, Cressida," to the empty room](https://images.dailystar-uk.co.uk/dynamic/1/photos/336000/85336.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). This might be a bumpy road for me, you guys. I have SO MANY FEELINGS and they are all in conflict! I think part of the reason that I dislike her is because Princess Eugenie introduced the two of them and I secretly believe Princess Eugenie is a total bitch to Kate, and I love Kate. I have to stress that I have LITERALLY ZERO BASIS for this belief and I have made it up out of whole cloth, but I still believe it. We make our own fun here. ## Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/477417841_10.xml) Something about the angle here makes it look like this is someone else's hand, reaching out and squeezing him. In reality, I assume he's just thinking. ["I miss my beard."](https://www.gofugyourself.com/happy-holiday-from-the-royals-12-2013/the-royal-family-attend-christmas-day-service-at-sandringham-7?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) So do we, dude. So do we. ## Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/477417851_10.xml) If they really want the public to embrace them, [they need to act more like this at major sporting events.](https://www.gofugyourself.com/olympically-well-played-royals-08-2012/olympics-day-6-cycling-track-7?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Uh, no pun intended. Get with the program, you two. ## England v Wales - RBS Six Nations ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/477435553.xml) Besides, how can you not be full of THRILLED GLEE at the sight of all of these muscular thighs. LOOK AT THEM. ## England v Wales - RBS Six Nations ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/477448477.xml) I mean...we need more rugby in the United States, is what I'm saying. ## England v Wales - RBS Six Nations ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/477449219.xml) New Monday tradition: TIGHT SHORTS. [Royally Played: Prince Harry and Cressida BonasFirst of all: There is literally no way that these two going public -- they've now been out together twice this week, at official events, including one at which Harry was making a speech, so make no mistake, it's on -- doesn't have something to do with an attempt to distract the public from the fact that Wills and Kate are in a bit of a PR nightmare due to their current ill-timed vacay. Someone called Harry -- maybe William, honestly -- and told him that it'd be great if The Spare and Cressida could take the heat off Kate and The Heir. Heather's theory -- which we all discussed in Friday's Royals Round-up, and with which I agree -- is that something is up with the Cambridges right now. As a not-at-all-well-placed outsider foreigner yahoo, I would not say I am concerned, but I do think something is afoot, and I think that any plans to slowly introduce Cressida have kind of been thrown out the window in an attempt to shore up popularity for The Firm. Now, I personally don't find Cressida particularly likeable but I have literally no real reason for this other than the fact that she often looks bored -- she might have Resting Bored Face -- and obviously I strongly reject any grown woman who would actually wear a scrunchy for anything other than the gym or during her facial ablutions. Anyway, pour yourself some more coffee and let's gossip. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/477417917_10.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/royally-played-prince-harry-and-cressida-bonas-03-2014/)