Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas

Obviously, we have no idea what she's wearing with this (very basic) white shirt. I can only assume it's jeans. And hopefully the insanely crazy moccasins she wore out the other night with Harry. I think those very shoes are why I don't think this is going to shake out into a blissful union of souls.

Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas

At least she does possess the enviably thick hair prized by the Wales Brothers in their mates. Her body language isn't really selling this, although I saw another shot from this event where I literally said, "Get a grip, Cressida," to the empty room. This might be a bumpy road for me, you guys. I have SO MANY FEELINGS and they are all in conflict! I think part of the reason that I dislike her is because Princess Eugenie introduced the two of them and I secretly believe Princess Eugenie is a total bitch to Kate, and I love Kate. I have to stress that I have LITERALLY ZERO BASIS for this belief and I have made it up out of whole cloth, but I still believe it. We make our own fun here.

Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas

Something about the angle here makes it look like this is someone else's hand, reaching out and squeezing him. In reality, I assume he's just thinking. "I miss my beard." So do we, dude. So do we.

Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas

If they really want the public to embrace them, they need to act more like this at major sporting events. Uh, no pun intended. Get with the program, you two.

England v Wales - RBS Six Nations

Besides, how can you not be full of THRILLED GLEE at the sight of all of these muscular thighs. LOOK AT THEM.

England v Wales - RBS Six Nations

I mean...we need more rugby in the United States, is what I'm saying.

England v Wales - RBS Six Nations

New Monday tradition: TIGHT SHORTS.

Royally Played: Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas

First of all: There is literally no way that these two going public -- they've now been out together twice this week, at official events, including one at which Harry was making a speech, so make no mistake, it's on -- doesn't have something to do with an attempt to distract the public from the fact that Wills and Kate are in a bit of a PR nightmare due to their current ill-timed vacay. Someone called Harry -- maybe William, honestly -- and told him that it'd be great if The Spare and Cressida could take the heat off Kate and The Heir. Heather's theory -- which we all discussed in Friday's Royals Round-up, and with which I agree -- is that something is up with the Cambridges right now. As a not-at-all-well-placed outsider foreigner yahoo, I would not say I am concerned, but I do think something is afoot, and I think that any plans to slowly introduce Cressida have kind of been thrown out the window in an attempt to shore up popularity for The Firm. Now, I personally don't find Cressida particularly likeable but I have literally no real reason for this other than the fact that she often looks bored -- she might have Resting Bored Face -- and obviously I strongly reject any grown woman who would actually wear a scrunchy for anything other than the gym or during her facial ablutions. Anyway, pour yourself some more coffee and let's gossip. [Photos: Getty]