FLOTUS and Price Harry

"Welcome, Harry -- oh, I see you've been using the shoulder exercises I sent you. MUCH better tone under there."

FLOTUS in Tadashi Shoji

I imagine her running down this tunnel to something off the seminal album Jock Jams. Like the Rancho Carne Toros' favorite song, "Get Ready 4 This," by 2 Unlimited. Enjoy the video here.It's missing Sparky Polastri's special sauce -- the added line "Prepare for total domination" -- but I think we can assume Harry would have added that bit on the fly.

As for the dress: I don't love it. More accurately, I REALLY love about 95 percent of it, but I don't like the break in the action for the white collar and parts of the sleeves.

FLOTUS

That's such a lovely floral detail. Stopping it for the white portions just looks like she's caught something creeping. I'd love to just make THE WHOLE THING that fabric. Because it really is so good.

Prince Harry

I admit I don't know the Ins and Outs of blue suit etiquette, but to ME, a solid blue tie that fights with the solid blue of the suit itself is a weird choice. I wonder if the blue is keyed to the cause, somehow. Like, is blue somehow the color of the Invictus Games, or...? I'm reaching.

FLOTUS and The Beard

I LOVE this picture. Apparently at one point she said, "Ladies, Prince Harry is here, don't pretend you didn't notice," and I assume this is that moment. It's so funny to me that she appears to be fanning herself, and he's all, "Eh, what can I say, my beard leaks testosterone. It is my blessing and my curse."

FLOTUS and Harry

Sports faces! [I REALLY wish we had access to this first photo. ALAS. Oh, and also the last one. SNIFF.] And Jill Biden, who looks like she WANTS to say something witty that he will remember forever but her nerves are getting the best of her and nothing she tries to write in her head seems quite perfect.

FLOTUS and Prince Harry

"I TOLD her it would be divisive, Michelle. I even SAID to her, 'Kate, Erdem is an anagram of merde, which is what you'll be stepping in,' but she wore it anyway. Nobody listens."

Prince Harry

"I love your art. Speaking of, I need a word... The other day George painted this big red oval and then tore it into pieces and threw them at me and laughed and then went and bit a teapot. Do you think that means anything?"

FLOTUS and Prince Harry and Jill Biden and athletes

This picture is really cool. Harry seems potentially stressed out about whatever the score is. It's okay, Harry. Hug it out with someone.

Prince Harry

"FLOTUS and POTUS are pretty wicked acronyms, eh? I don't even have an EARLDOM. I'm fifth in line to the throne, so... FILTTT. Sounds like a bloody IKEA bookcase. Let's workshop it, yes?"

Prince Harry, FLOTUS

"And I know JUST WHERE TO DO IT. LAS VEGAS. Anyone? Anyone? Michelle's husband's got a plane, yes?"

Royally Played: Prince Harry and Michelle Obama at the Invictus Games 2016 Event

These two are clearly on each other's Christmas card lists. Today, they were in Virginia for an event promoting the Invictus Games, which will be held in 2016 in Orlando. The Invictus Games are an international competition for wounded service members, based on the U.S. Warrior Games that took place in Colorado in 2013. Apparently Harry saw them and thought it was such a good idea that it should have an international version much like the Olympics, so he launched the contest, the first of which was in 2014 in London. Today he met with wounded soldiers and talked a lot about supporting injured servicemen and those with "invisible injuries" like PTSD, and watched a wheelchair hoops game... and of course, generally got everyone excited, and let his PPOs and her Secret Service Agents play a rollicking poker game, and give fodder to a million more White House/Buck House fan fictions. The First Lady is in Tadashi Shoji; Harry is in a blue suit with a brighter blue tie, because I guess some things are just elemental with those boys. Also: When you get seated next to the cutest boy in class pic.twitter.com/pNC1h0QaxI — GIF The News (@NowThisGIF) October 28, 2015 [Photos: Getty]