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Prince Harry Visits Chile - Day 3

This is the Fundacion Amigos de Jesus day care center in Santiago, which focuses on kids with disabilities. I salute everyone involved in this for realizing that there is -- as we've learned from Justin and Britney -- absolutely nothing better than an old-fashioned dance off. (People even has video.

Prince Harry Visits Chile - Day 3

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The caption that came with this phone indicates that this little girl came over and took the microphone from Harry (presumably) during his "thanks for inviting me to your awesome dance-off" speech, but I like that it basically looks like he's interviewing her. "Those shoes are sassy. Who are you wearing?"

Prince Harry Visits Chile - Day 3

Next up, OBVIOUSLY, is the chance to cuddle an albino African pygmy hedgehog, which seems to me like just a series of words picked out of a hat and strung together. Somewhere in London, a goat is utterly CONSUMED WITH JEALOUSY.

Prince Harry Visits Chile - Day 2

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And then of course, one must pop over to visit the firefighters and try on their gear and tell them they're handsome and slide down their poles. (That IS what happens whenever someone visits a firehouse, right? I watch a lot of TV.)

Prince Harry Visits Chile - Day 3

And FINALLY small children on dirt bikes have been visited. This really is the most fun trip ever: soccer! Dirt bikes! Dance-offs! Little kids! Fireman! Albino African pygmy hedgehogs! It's like Stefan's hottest club in New York up in there.

Prince Harry Visits Chile - Day 3

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That's right. It has everything.

Royally Played: Prince Harry in Chile
Let's wrap this tour up with dancing and motorbikes and flirting with firemen and tiny albino animals. Which sounds like every vacation I've ever had, honestly. [Photos: PA Wire via Getty]

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