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# Royally Played: Prince Harry Visits New Zealand
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/royally-played-prince-harry-visits-new-zealand-05-2015/
- Published: 2015-05-12T18:00:41.000Z
- Updated: 2018-10-31T22:19:27.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, Royal Tour, Royal Tour (New Zealand [Prince Harry]), royalty, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44

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You may have read or watched[ the interview that came out with Harry yesterday, wherein he notes that he wants to settle down and have babies ](https://news.sky.com/story/1481511/harry-wants-someone-to-share-pressure-with?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)(and have someone to go on these trips with) and I am sure I am not the first person who's had this reaction even in the last twenty minutes but: I VOLUNTEER. Although we haven't got any time to waste, and also he's going to have to be okay with my taking notes the whole time for future, theoretical books. Which I suspect I will have to write under a pseudonym to avoid Awkward Family Fights at Christmas. God. Even this fantasy is too complicated. Never mind. (OR AM I JUST TRYING TO THROW YOU OFF THE SCENT? Keep an eye out for Heather's new writing partner *Jessamyn Flagon*, making a mysterious appearance on the scene in late 2017, is what I am saying.) In other news, this entire tour is just him being charming with children and, like, cradling amphibians. It's really playing to his strengths.

\[Photos: Getty\]