Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Prince Harry attend the BITC Annual Responsible Business Awards Gala in London
HARRY: Hello, and thank you for joining us here today. If you'll look closely, you'll notice that my brother William's blue suit is VERY DARK BLUE and not really even blue at all, and MINE is almost gray, although it's also a hair too big for me and I don't know why that keeps happening. HAVE I GOT THE SHRINKS? God, I hope not. Regardless: WE CAN branch out! And we pledge to you, today, that we can and we WILL improve our medium-casual wear. Kate promised she would help.
WILLS: Well....
HARRY: She DID promise! You were there!
WILLS: She was also really distracted reading about Jessica Simpson's wedding dress. I think she was just trying to shut you up so she could concentrate.
HARRY: You are RUDE.
Prince William
Part of the punishment for The Great Trouser Infraction of 2014 involves both of them just walking around, buttoning and unbuttoning their blazers over and over again FOR HOURS. Until we are satisfied.
Prince Harry
It's PENANCE.
Prince Harry, Prince Charles, Prince William
"And yes, before tonight is over ONE OF THESE WOMEN will marry my younger son, Harry -- WAIT. That's a whole different thing. NEVER MIND." (Ahem, this is actually the Military Wives Choir at the Business in the Community 2014 Responsible Business Awards Gala Dinner BUT I can see how one might get confused. PS: I enjoy how long-suffering William looks here. "Yes. This is my father. He fancies himself quite a comedian.")