Charlene and Albert

I think her face looks GREAT. But this jumpsuit is so voluminous and also it's a bit of a Two-Face.

Charlene and Albert

This side of the dress is sort of like if a sleeping bag became sentient and entered a weird religious cult.

Charlene and Albert

Whereas THIS side of the jumpsuit is that drunk girl who just wants to tell you how much she LOVES YOU.

Charlene and Albert

And this is the side of the jumpsuit I will point to as evidence that jumpsuits are rarely flattering on people's rear views as any one of us would hope. Even if you are a gloriously tall and leggy Olympic swimmer turned princess, they are always, ALWAYS plotting against you.

Royally Played, Princess Charlene at the Red Cross Ball

Lots of Monaco on GFY today -- how nice of them to leave the house! Unlike past years at this gala, Albert and Charlene are the only two royals in attendance. I can only assume everyone else was still hungover from Pierre and Beatrice's wedding. Or maybe everyone just decided they might steer clear of Charlene's jumpsuit? [Photos: Getty]