Harry, Kate (in Michael Kors), and Wills

Harry's like, "I STILL LOVE YOU KATE" in this shot.

ANYWAY, I really wish I had a head-on shot of this suit on Kate, but I guess it would be considered rude of the photographers to hop the fence and get in front of everyone to get a proper angle on an outfit at a church outing. (Wills would probably punch someone out, which would be THRILLING!). Anyway, I always like tweed -- I am wearing a tweed blazer RIGHT NOW -- but it's VERY traditional, the whole thing, which makes it feel like it's edging into 80s-ville to me. Not necessarily in a bad way, but that length is not my jam in a skirt suit. At least she's not wearing a lacy collared top with it. AS FAR AS I KNOW.

Kate and Wills

I am telling you right now, Kate has not washed her hair since Christmas Eve.* That is an old blow-out under there. "I can't believe we have to go to church AGAIN. I'm just sticking a hat on top of this and hoping for the best."

*Spoiler: NEITHER HAVE I. But the clock is ticking.

Princess Beatrice and Prince Andrew

I may well love this coat. Bea is sort of secretly chic.

Prince Philip and Princess Anne

Anne has had that skirt, I guarantee you, since like 1983. The red is festive, though. She, of course, looks as suspicious and doubtful of everyone as ever. Crime never sleeps.

Prince Philip and Princess Anne

Here there are on Christmas. I feel like Anne's hat looks related to the paper-plate bouquet you make at wedding showers, slightly. The coat is good, though.

Zara Phillips

"I just want to make sure everyone can SEE ME, all right, Mike? CAN I LIVE?"

Royally Played: QE2 Drags Everyone To Church

I finally realized why I like these hats on Kate so much, recently: She HAS to pin her bangs back underneath them. I read a very amusing story (surely fictional in terms of sources but possibly not emotionally) over the break that posited that she regrets them; we have all been there. NOTE: I also threw a photo of Princess Anne from Christmas in here; I don't know how I missed her except for that I was zonked out when I was working Christmas night. FORGIVE ME. (In case you, too, were zonked out on Christmas and missed it, that post is there. No hand-holding, but ample princes in shorts.) [Photos: Getty]