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The Duchess Of Cambridge Visits The Anna Freud Centre

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"WHEE! Let's talk about my hair!"

As to the rumor that she's cut bangs because she's pregnant again, I really don't think so. Not just because Charlotte is still only five months old, but mostly because the Palace just released a bunch of info about Kate's upcoming events, none of which she'd be able to do if she were pregnant and barfing. I don't think they would have said anything specific about events as far as three months out, if that were on the table. ALSO the main source for that rumor is OK! and OK! is basically never never never right about this topic. In short, bangs do not always lead to babies.

The Duchess Of Cambridge Visits The Anna Freud Centre

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I do like the dress. I LOVE HOUNDSTOOTH and also I'm into shirt-dresses, generally speaking. My dream would have been for her to wear, like, dark green shoes, but one thing at a time, guys. I just magicked her into a pattern. The shoes are going to take so much more work. (That said, those shoes are totally reasonable basics.)

The Duchess Of Cambridge Visits The Anna Freud Centre

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In case you're wondering what she's up to, Informative Caption tells me, "[Kate] visits the Anna Freud Centre...to see how the charity is working to lead a step change in children's and young people's mental health care. " I learned from the Palace Twitter that she also played on some of the groovy interactive learning stuff they've got and I swear she almost high-fived that kid. NEVER DENY THE HIGH-FIVE IMPULSE.

The Duchess Of Cambridge Visits The Anna Freud Centre

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"What IS this? A CENTRE FOR ANTS?"

Royally Played, The Duchess of Cambridge in Ralph Lauren
She's back! I was literally just writing a post about the clothes I think Kate ought to cherry-pick from the NYFW collections this week -- spoiler: not many; Fashion Week felt sort of underwhelming this season -- and bemoaning that she ought to wear more patterns. Did I make this happen? Is my Hogwarts letter just EXTREMELY DELAYED? (That post is coming up for you later; I am, in fact, waiting for Ralph Lauren to walk this morning so I can finish it.) Let's discuss. My feelings are: I like the dress, but I'm never that jazzed when she gets fed up at home after a glass and a half of pinot grigio and decides she needs a fringe, cuts it herself with nail scissors, and then realizes she's made a terrible mistake and goes to her hairdresser to fix it. (I assume that's what happened, anyway. Hasn't a wine-fueled, "I think I'm gonna get BANGS, YOU GUYS" happened to us all?) I like bangs conceptually -- I have had bangs! -- and I have witnessed many a great bang. (Tee hee.) I'm just not sure that THESE bangs are that great; listen, I just basically like it better when I can see more of her face. I've decided Kate is a person who gets bangs, promptly hates her bangs, grows out the bangs, and then gets bored again and decides to see if it'll be different next time. IT NEVER IS, KATE. IT NEVER IS. (PS: I'd be remiss on this post if I didn't remind you that The Royal We is only $3.99 right now for Kindle, but only until the end of the month, so do not tarry. I am pretty sure there is a discussion of Break-Up Bangs therein, which is obviously a whole different category of bangs than the I'm Bored Bangs. How many more times can I write "bangs" before it means NOTHING? BANGS.)

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