
I've always liked this dress. And you guys know I love Kate. This is not a secret. My fondness for her is vast and deep like the ocean BUT OH MY GOD CATHERINE WEAR A PATTERNED SHOE PLEASE YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE THIS IS NOT ACCESSORIZED AT ALL WHY?????

Ahem. Sorry. I just had to get that out. It's just SPRING and it's a FLOWER SHOW and WHAT ABOUT FLOWERS A FLOWERED SHOE IT'S IN THE NAME. Okay. Deep breathing. I'm fine. The pleats on this skirt are pleasing to me. I feel fine.

I love this photo. It's like the Queen is emerging from a sea of flowers. "I AM WEARING A JAUNTY PIN!" she sings!

Per Informative Caption: "Queen Elizabeth II is pictured through a gap in a floral exhibit by the New Covent Garden Flower Market, which features an image of the Queen." I LOVE this photo, and this is a wonderful floral piece. I want to take my Claritin and go to the flower show!

I like Bea's skirt. I also think every young royal wishes, at some point during an engagement, that her bag had a strap. (I think they all carry clutches because the strap wonks up the line of your outfit. But carrying a clutch AND a bouquet makes it VERY HARD to, later, also hold a glass of wine. Ask me how I know [weddings].)

Before I looked more closely at this, and realized it was Eugenie, I thought these were just two yahoos getting married at the Chelsea Flower Show. I DO think it's interesting that Euj's boyfriend is coming with her to this. He's attended things with her before -- notably, horse racing events, where it isn't that odd to see people's friends in attendance. This feels a bit like a step up in terms of visibility.

"This would be a very convenient place to hide a body."

SOMEONE is, at least, on theme.
