Kate Wears Green D&G

For some reason, this whole look feels very Diana Barry to me -- and yes, I promise I know that Kelowna, Canada is nowhere near Prince Edward Island and is in fact on the other side of the continent. I'm just saying: Women ANYWHERE might consider adding a little Diana Barry to their wardrobes in anticipation of a day that might include some cordial. Or someone flinging themselves onto a barge to recreate "The Lady of Shalott," ahem, William.

Wills and Kate

I think this is dress is very pretty. It's very ladylike and prim, but the color gives it some zing. (It's also been altered from the original, which had a GIANT Alice in Wonderland pocket watch embroidered on it. Uh, good call, Kate.)

Wills and Kate

"We are going to CRUSH HARRY in the annual Balmoral Round Robin Badminton Tourney wearing this.'

Wills and Kate

This was quite a turn out, here at University of British Columbia Okanagan! Breton striped ladies, I see you! (And I know at LEAST two Fug Nationals were present for W&K's events today, because you both emailed me, WHICH WAS AWESOME. Keep bringing us your reports from the field, because they're great, and always feel free to share in the comments!)

Wills and Kate Visit Kelowna

I enjoy how many women in the third row there are watching Kate and NOT the volleyball. This would ALSO be me, trust.

Wills and Kate

"Mustn't put hands on each other's thighs again. Must...keep...hands...to...self. Oh god this is AGONY."

Royally Played: Wills and Kate (in Dolce & Gabbana) Take Canada, Day Four, Part One

You guys! I had one brief shining moment where I thought that Kate's shoes were metallic. It was a mere trick of the light, sadly -- we have returned to the land of the Beige Shoe. Regardless, we also have volleyball and wine, which are a consistently winning pairing in my book, and this dress is both very pretty and feels vaguely like it wouldn't be out of place in a remake of Anne of Green Gables. Which is a compliment in my book. Also, gee, what terrible weather for wine-tasting: The Duke and Duchess are on their way to @MissionHillWine for the #TasteofBC Festival! #RoyalVisitCanada pic.twitter.com/mplVWIVvPM — Kensington Palace (@KensingtonRoyal) September 27, 2016 MISERABLE! We haven't gotten any wine-tasting photos in yet, but I'll either update this post when we do, or add them to the next one, which will probably pop up here later tonight. So come on by -- and if you've missed any of this particular tour, all our posts live here. Read early, read often. [Photos: Getty]