Wills and Kate Visit Organizations Working To Prevent Suicide

"Oh, shit. Did I leave the curling iron plugged in? AM I ABOUT TO BURN DOWN KENSINGTON PALACE?"

Wills and Kate Visit Organizations Working To Prevent Suicide

"And so what if I am? Shake it off, Middleton. You're going to be Queen one day."

Wills and Kate Visit Organizations Working To Prevent Suicide

Couldn't resist opening with the Fear of Electrical Fire Face. Back to working this chronologically. Wills & Kate spent the morning doing private visits (so, no photogs; the charities themselves released a few pictures later) with a couple of charities devoted to suicide prevention, and then, per our dear dear companion, Informative Caption, "carried out a series of...engagements focusing on mental health and efforts to prevent suicide." Here, they're meeting with Jonny Benjamin and Neil Laybourn; Neil saved Jonny from committing suicide, although he was just a passing stranger, and Jonny's made a documentary about it, and is now working in suicide prevention. That's very touching and I can't imagine the bond you'd have after something like that.

Wills and Kate Visit Organizations Working To Prevent Suicide

"Hey, guys! We're here! Remember us?"

Wills and Kate Visit Organizations Working To Prevent Suicide

It is here that I noticed Kate changed between this event, and the next, because she's wearing a black sweater here. (And presumably latex hot pants under her coat.) The next event was a screening of the aforementioned documentary with Various Youth over at Kensington Palace so maybe she popped in to see the babies en route and someone threw yogurt all over her. I'M NOT NAMING NAMES. (Harry.)

Wills and Kate Visit Organizations Working To Prevent Suicide

"Hello! Hey, did you guys start without us? This whole day is just us walking into rooms!"

Wills and Kate Visit Organizations Working To Prevent Suicide

Obviously, there were a lot of Serious Listening Faces at this event, and rightly so -- it's a serious topic. On a shallow note, I like the tiny tiny dots on Wills's tie.

Wills and Kate Visit Organizations Working To Prevent Suicide

Let's end on an optimistic note, that could also potentially be used in a Pantene ad. (Not you, William. )

Royally Played: Wills and Kate in Jonathan Saunders and Erdem

I know certain factions are annoyed with Wills right now, but I think he looks quite hot with this particular haircut/not wearing a suit, and you know what? I'M NOT SORRY. Additionally, I love Kate's dress, which is from a Jonathan Saunders diffusion line from 2012, and cost like sixty pounds at the time. I guess I should be grateful that I can't go out and buy it, given that I certainly don't need anymore printed day dresses. EVEN IF I WANT THEM. (That intel, by the way, was thanks to the always excellent Kate Middleton Style.) Speaking of pants, if her coat looks familiar, it's because she wore it both in New Zealand, and also that time that Harry and Wills both wore THE WORST TROUSERS IN THE WORLD. Memories. [Photos: Getty]