Wills and Kate at America's Cup World Series

So much clapping at this event! I like Kate's sneaks. I haven't seen an ID on her jeans, but I suspect they are her J Brands, because I have that pair and they have also washed out to be this exact color and have the same distressing on the knees. KATE WE'RE THE SAME COME OVER AND TALK ABOUT JEANS WITH ME. Bring Harry.

Wills and Kate at America's Cup World Series

This photo just makes me laugh. It's like, "Everyone, have you met Kate???? I'm not sure if you know her?"

Wills and Kate at America's Cup World Series

I don't know why Kate didn't wear her sneakers the entire time, but she arrived in wedges. (I personally would have gone with her navy Corkswoons if asked but...still, no one is asking me.)

Wills and Kate at America's Cup World Series

I continue to be entertained by Wills and Kate's Team Jerseys. I want one. (I want mine to say, "Lady Morgan, Marchioness of Fuglandia.")

Wills and Kate at America's Cup World Series

Per Informative Caption, these two "watch the race from onboard the LandRover BAR support boat during day 3 of the Louis Vuitton Americas Cup World Series," and I promise Wills didn't look this glum in all the shots. I just chose this one because it made me laugh. Kate's all, "WHEEE I'M ON A BOAT," and he's like, "yep. This is a boat. I wish I hadn't done all those Flaming Dr Peppers with Harry last night."

Wills and Kate at America's Cup World Series

"HAHAHHAHAH OH WILLS! Wearing matching shirts is so much fun. I've never been more delighted by our outfits."

"Yeah, babe, they're great. I'm so hungover. Do you think they have breakfast sandwiches at this thing?"

Wills and Kate at America's Cup World Series

Oooh, this reminds me that I need advice: Sneaker-wearers, I need socks that (as here) do not show over my shoes and I cannot find good ones for a person with small feet. Recommendations? Help me out.

Kate and Ben Ainslie

And, finally, in case you were worried: Ben Ainslie continues to be reaaaaaaaalllll good-looking.

Royally Played: Wills and Kate Watch America's Cup Racing

Point the first: Somehow, I had this event marked on my calendar for the 30th, so when I woke up and saw these photos, readers, I was confused. Because I don't know what I'm talking about, as usual. Point the second: as I speculated earlier this week, Wills and Kate and Harry are all skipping the Rio Olympics due to Zika concerns (like Princess Charlene), which I am sure will be the case for a lot of people of childbearing age who aren't athletes or coaches. As much as I LOVE the Olympics, I have a lot of concerns about this one, so let's all just cross our fingers and hope it goes well. Point the last: in light of my previous point, let's enjoy the sportsfaces and amusingly dorky matching outfits while we're got them. [Photos: Getty]