> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Royals and Randoms: Royal Ascot - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/royals-and-randoms-royal-ascot/ - Published: 2011-06-17T17:00:26.000Z - Updated: 2011-06-17T07:14:52.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27 ## Royal Ascot ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/06/116032807.jpg) 1) I think this is fantastic. It is so GIANT and FLOWERY and her dress is so simple and chic. It's insane in a way that is DELIGHTFUL. ## Royal Ascot ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/06/royal_ascot_41_wenn3398697.jpg) 2) I'm scared. Isn't this what people wore to Royal Ascot when the Plague was in town, to keep the germs away from their orifices? I read that book, and it ends in pustules. ## Royal Ascot ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/06/spl287323_015.jpg) 3) A stiff breeze, and I like to imagine this twirls around like a lawn ornament. ## Royal Ascot ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/06/116278849.jpg) 4) I love this, I love her, and I wish she were my sassy neighbor, prone to doling out tea and romantic advice whilst deadheading her hydrangea plants, to which she has AN UNNATURAL ATTACHMENT. ## Royal Ascot ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/06/royal_ascot_24_wenn3398691.jpg) 5) J'adore this. It's like the love child of a bathing cap and a giant antennae designed to contact our alien masters. ## Royal Ascot ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/06/royal_ascot_13_wenn3398717.jpg) 6) At least she doesn't shy from modeling her own wares. ## Royal Ascot ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/06/royal_ascot_04_wenn3398733.jpg) 7) I legit love this. I think it's brilliant and ironic and understated (if anything with birds attacking your head CAN BE understated) and deeply cool, and I want HER to be my neighbor from whom I can borrow weird ass spices and and talk about her boyfriend, who is both deeply talented and a bizarre asshole who rolls his own cigarettes. ## Royal Ascot ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/06/116564635.jpg) 8) This is Princess Haya Bint Al Hussein, the Princess of Jordan, who graduated with honors from Oxford, making her both a smarty-pants AND a girl who doesn't feel the need to splash out all cray cray with her hat. ## Royal Ascot ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/06/116502847.jpg) 9)....unlike some other ladies. I love how she is all, "this hat is hilarious, but I can barely see. When this picture is done, can you point me in the direction of the grandstand? Thanks." ## Royal Ascot ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/06/116034100.jpg) 10) Beatrice and Eugenie continue to live down their Royal Wedding Hats of Delight. Bea looks very neutral -- and pretty -- whilst Eugenie continues to fight the power in that lace. Keep it up, girls. You never fail to entertain. ## Royal Ascot ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/06/116563588.jpg) 11) I love this on Bea. Don't you think she wakes up most mornings and thanks God she was born a princess in this century and not the 1600s, where she'd already have been married off to someone terrible in order to strengthen a political alliance? I would. ## Royal Ascot ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/06/spl287323_003.jpg) 12) Camilla wore this EXACT SAME OUTFIT, HAT AND ALL, to the Royal Wedding! I feel like she's all, "everyone loves Kate for repeating HER outfits! NOW WE CAN ALL ACT LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE!" ## Royal Ascot ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/06/116563531.jpg) 13) Hey, look! Liz Hurley is still alive! ## Royal Ascot ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/06/116034437.jpg) 14) God Save the Queen, in mint green. ## Royal Ascot ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/06/116562989.jpg) 15) God EXTRA save the Queen in this, which is a divine color on her Majesty. She has never looked more spry, I have to say, and she comes from a line of VERY long-lived ladies, so I hope she continues to coordinate in good health for many a year. ## Royal Ascot ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/06/116500053.jpg) 16) The graphic qualities of this are quite divine. Bonus points for keeping the rest of the look austere, so it's all about the hat. ## Royal Ascot ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/06/116510398.jpg) 17) And then there's the girl with the bird on her head. ## Royal Ascot ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/06/116026040.jpg) 18) And THEN there's the girl with the THIS on her head. ## Royal Ascot ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/06/116232303.jpg) 19) And then, finally, and most majestically, THERE IS THE HORSE WEARING A HAT. Or, as we call it here at GFY HQ: THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED. [Royals and Randoms: Royal AscotHow much do we love Royal Ascot? Let me count the ways.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/06/116032807.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/royals-and-randoms-royal-ascot-06-2011/)