Prince Harry
"Kate and Wills are off throwing darts at people in Bhutan and what am I doing? JUST SITTING HERE IN A FANCY CATHEDRAL ALL BORED. Sigh."
Prince Harry
Okay, in fairness, this is "a service of commemoration for victims of the 2015 terrorist attacks in Tunisia." So, still important and valuable, Harry.
Prince Harry
"Hotly buttoning and unbuttoning my blazer is just going to have to do. Sure, it's not archery in Bhutan or whatever, but it's something. It's something I'm good at."
Prince Harry
I love this beam of light. Can't you hear the angels singing?
Princess Beatrice and Dave Clark
These two are in Los Angeles. I should have been on higher alert! Last week, one of you noted that you think you saw Fergie at your yoga class in Santa Monica. I have to go to Santa Monica in like an hour to get a shot! WHAT IF FERGIE IS LURKING OUTSIDE MY DOCTOR'S? Okay, in fairness, that is more unlikely. Still, I'll report back.
Felipe and Letizia
This might be one of my favorite of Letizia's many blazers.
Queen Letizia
And I really appreciate that this photographer clearly thought, "this hair is REALLY WORKING. Let's get a good shot of it, in case anyone needs to take it to her hair stylist."
Queen Letizia
Hey! Turns out I still don't like these pants.
Queen Mathilde
In my mind, Queen Mathilde sent a giddy pic of these shoes to Kate when she bought them.
King Willem-Alexander And Queen Maxima Visit Bavaria
And these two are on a state visit to "Bavaria," and I think I say this every time someone goes to "Bavaria," but for a long time I thought Bavaria was...like, fictional? Or, not fictional but...an Olde Timey Place that no longer exists in our modern world? In the sense that, for much longer than was appropriate, I didn't realize people were really saying things like, "we're off to Bavaria" any more than we're saying, "I'm planning a trip to Mesopotamia!" (It's actually, of course, "a state in southeastern Germany bordering Liechtenstein, Austria and the Czech Republic," per my disappointed geography teacher, Wikipedia. I AM SORRY BAVARIA. You have AMAZING castles!)
King Willem-Alexander And Queen Maxima Visit Bavaria
I LOVE this coat.
King Willem-Alexander And Queen Maxima Visit Bavaria
I feel like this dress, while fine, is a Designer Imposter of this amazing frock.
King Willem-Alexander And Queen Maxima Visit Bavaria
Has any women EVER looked more saucily delighted to be standing next to a cheese plate?
King Willem-Alexander And Queen Maxima Visit Bavaria
Oh my god. You two are the cutest. NEVER CHANGE.
Crown Prince Frederik and Crown Princess Mary with Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto and Angelica Rivera
We get some coverage of CPS M and F this week, to my pleasure! I love Mary's coat.
Crown Princess Mary
This one is kind of a J Crew Special, which is fine in general -- who amongst us doesn't own one? -- but a wee bit of a snoozle, generally.
Crown Princess Mary
What we didn't know is that it's actually PATTERNS WEEK amongst the Royal Ladies of the world.
CPM and CPF
Can I just confess that it took me ten minutes to figure out that this IS definitely Mary? I thought it was, and then I convinced myself that it's Princess Marie (Crown Prince Frederik's sister-in-law, whose NAME is even similar).
Prince Joachim and Princess Marie
But this is Marie. Ladies, please! At least wear different colors next time!