
Bearded, sweaty, dirty, forearm-y Harry hoisting giant slabs of wood in Nepal is something I didn't even know I -- no, I actually did know I wanted this.

Let's turn briefly to Informative Caption: "In this handout provided by Team Rubicon UK, Prince Harry and Matt Fisher help move concrete as they help Team Rubicon UK carry out rebuilding work...Prince Harry joined Team Rubicon UK volunteers for part of Operation: Nirman following his official tour of the country last month."

Harry here is posing with Gurkhas Rudra Limbu and Krishna Gurung and HELLO. They are ALSO both handsome and well forearmed.

I love this baby and his ponytail.

ANYWAY, Harry's back in London now, hanging out with the UK's Invictus Games teams -- dogs included! -- and generally being charming.

WHY are none of the tourists back there by the Buck House gates filming this on their iPhones? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? If this happens when we are in London in a couple of weeks, YOU WILL get a Tweet about it. Mine would have said, "OMG YOU GUYS WE JUST SAW PRINCE HARRY DOING THE HEISMAN IN FRONT OF THE HOME I PLAN TO SHARE WITH HIM SOMEDAY" Or something to that effect.

Whatever's happening here is HILARIOUS.

Then, Harry trimmed his beard to go to The Lord Mayor's Big Curry lunch, which I presume is basically just like Aunt Una's Turkey Curry Buffet. I assume Harry met and fell in love with someone in a reindeer jumper.

"No one told me to wear my giant fancy hat."

Per Informative Caption: "Prince Harry reacts as he looks at a poppy garden with a man dressed as a World War I 'Tommy' British Soldier at the Lord Mayor's Big Curry Lunch in aid of the ABF The Soldiers Charity." Is a Curry Lunch the British version of the American Pancake Breakfast?

Here, allegedly Harry is chatting up the British Minister of Defense, but whatever they're discussing looks JUICY.

I feel like Wills's hair is getting shorter and shorter and more and more cropped and it is A GOOD MOVE for Handsomeness Purposes.

"Oh, trust me, I have NO IDEA how that Emma Watson rumor started. They're totally not dating. I don't think. Wait. No. Well...let me call Kate."

This luncheon was to celebrate Wills being president of the FA, so I assume he got up and talked about David Beckham at length

So, Fergie went to "the Long Beach Formula E race at Long Beach Street Circuit" in Long Beach, CA, which is...really unexpected. Unless she's dating a race-car driver. Which, actually, I can imagine.

Very demure from Letizia here.

I kind of think the necklace -- which is gorgeous -- fights with the dress? Which is also gorgeous.

King Harald V and Queen Sonja of Norway are on a state visit to Rome at the moment. Sometimes I wonder if the world's royals are keeping the pillbox hat industry entirely afloat.

"Can't wait to show Maxima this new necklace. She's going to love it."

This is the "Vice-Prime Minister and Minister of Cooperation Development, Digital Agenda, Telecom and Postal services Alexander De Croo," and whatever he's saying right now, Mathilde looks like she is NOT into it.
