> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Royals Round-Up, August 1, 2014 - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/royals-round-up-august-1-2014/ - Published: 2014-08-01T20:00:06.000Z - Updated: 2014-08-02T18:38:21.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39 ## Wills and Kate ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/spl811443_011.xml) "SHUT UP. Edwina DID NOT say that about The Goat." ## Prince William ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/spl811547_008.xml) Like father, [like son.](https://www.gofugyourself.com/royally-well-played-prince-george-07-2014/george-performs-magic1?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) ## Kate Performs Magic ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/123597pcn_commonwealth101.xml) Correct me if I'm wrong, but [last time she did this, it was at Hogwarts. I think this photo proves beyond all possible doubt that Kate IS in fact magical](https://www.gofugyourself.com/well-played-wills-and-kate-and-harry-04-2013/the-duke-and-duchess-of-cambridge-and-prince-harry-attend-the-inauguration-of-warner-bros-studios-leavesden-7?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). All the rumors about SEXUAL SORCERY ARE TRUE!! ## Kate Thinks ![Royals Round-Up (4)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/123547pcn_royals18.xml) I appreciate all the faces Kate makes when she is at sporting events and I hope to god no one ever tells her to cut it out. People having Human Reactions At Sporting Events is the best. Here, she's clearly thinking about Harry's future bride. ## Kate Examples Her Manicure ![Royals Round-Up (3)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/123547pcn_royals10.xml) "Damn it. They swore this gel manicure would last THREE WEEKS." ## Kate Eats Mints ![Royals Round-Up (5)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/123597pcn_commonwealth02.xml) Somewhere, a mid-level brand manager at Lifesavers is REAL REAL EXCITED right now. "How can we leverage this," she's wondering, thoughtfully tapping a pen against her mouth. "Do we send her a giant bag of them? I need to talk to Edwina." ## Prince Harry ![Royals Round-Up (12)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ag040566_041.xml) I showed you this yesterday. I am showing it to you again. I may show it to you again tomorrow. ## Prince Harry ![Royals Round-Up (13)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ag040577_10.xml) Obviously, where Prince Harry goes, there are cute children with whom he is cute. ## Andrea Casiraghi ![Royals Round-Up (11)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ag040176_01.xml) This is for YOU, readers who always want me to show more Casiraghis. Here's Andrea, shirtless, on a boat, with a baby. Don't say I never did nothing for you! ## Prince Carl Philip of Sweden ![Royals Round-Up (6)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/123612pcn_carl15.xml) EVERYONE'S on vacation now, flarging around on yachts, wearing shorts, enjoying themselves. EVERYONE BUT US. I appresh that CP of S has his shorts matched to his tee. ## The Princess Anne's Princess Diaries Murder Diaries ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/123717pcn_britisheventing06.xml) "CATCH HIM! HE'S GETTING AWAY!" ## Zara Phillips ![Royals Round-Up (8)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/123677pcn_ladiesday26.xml) Zara's hat looks like two perky doves have landed atop her head. (I think she also maybe could have gone up half a size in her dress.) ## Fergie and Princess Eugenie ![Royals Round-Up (14)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ag040629_12.xml) Eugenie looks cute; Fergie's dress looks even wackier in other shots. It seriously is like two dresses mashed together. It's like the Neapolitan ice cream of frocks. ## Prince Charles ![Royals Round-Up (9)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ffn_flyuk_princecharles_072614_51487472.xml) This is VERY summery, like a Pimm's ad. Can't wait for Chaz to have to start making Pimm's ads to raise money. Or for fun, even. I don't know his life. Maybe he longs to be the Man Your Man Could Drink Pimm's Like. ## Camilla ![Royals Round-Up (7)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/123629pcn_prince21.xml) That little kid is killing me. She's ALSO doing her best Prince George. ## Sophie Wessex ![Royals Round-Up (1)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/123451pcn_wessex03.xml) Sophie went to the Commonwealth Games to watch women's weightlifting and something about that is highly entertaining to me. I believe SHE is wearing patterned shoes. Are all the other ladies trying to send Kate a coded message via their footwear? ## Pippa Middleton ![Royals Round-Up (10)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ag039972_01.xml) I kind of like this skirt on ol' Pips. ## Queen Letizia ![Royals Round-Up (2)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/123460pcn_queen02.xml) I reject the shoes, but that skirt is sassy on her. ## Felipe and Letizia ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/452921538.xml) Zzzzzzzzzz. SPICE UP YOUR LIFE, Letizia. At the very least, spice up your suits! [Royals Round-Up, August 1, 2014Let's round up some royals! Today's slideshow brings you A LOT of Kate extras, a cute skirt from Letizia, a shirtless Casiraghi holding a baby on a boat, and Fergie wearing an outfit that I literally cannot even begin to parse. Here on GFY, we had SO MANY SHENANIGANS from Wills and Kate and Harry: We're giving away a copy of Harry, a new biography with a really hot cover. Harry himself walked around looking, like, really hot in jeans. Harry and Wills and Kate went to the Commonwealth Games and canoodled and leapt over balls and wrestled and talked to Usain Bolt. The Trio also went to another day of said Commonwealth Games and canoodled and flirted and arranged Harry's Tinder and wore their usual casual uniforms. ELSEWHERE: This week would have been Charles and Diana's wedding anniversary -- well, technically, I guess it still was -- and Hello took a look back. That didn't go as well as anticipated, but man did I love my paper dolls. Apparently, the British Royal family is, like, (historically) really into pigeons. Including racing them. When Prince Harry makes me his aged, bitchy American bride, I am NOT going to those events. I hate birds. (Royal Central) Harry's Royal Photobomb this week totally cracks me up, and they are basically photobombing everyone now. (The Telegraph) There was a (kinda sorta not really) "royal" wedding this weekend between a dude who's descended from the Orléanist pretender to the French throne -- I love a good pretender to the throne -- and some very fancy lady. Our friends at The Court Jeweller has the pics; there IS a half-hearted tiara. Buckingham Palace has a new exhibit about Royal Children (can't imagine what inspired that) at the moment, and they've released some home movies as part of it. There's an amazing shot of Prince Philip in a full suit and Ray-Bans riding a tricycle. (People) \[Photos: Getty, Splash, Pacific Coast News, Ken Goff Rota/GoffPhotos.com, AKM/GSI\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/spl811443_011.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/royals-round-up-august-1-2014-08-2014/)