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Maxima and W-A at the Olympics

This was at the swimming, and it is amazing. What is Maxima wearing? Is that a strapless jumpsuit? That's probably brilliant for Rio's weather. BLESS.

Wax amd Max

I decided that they're having a long conversation about how high the platform is, here.

Max and Wax

"It's not NEARLY that high, Maxima. It's only about THIS high."

"Whatever. I still don't want to jump off of it."

The Dutch Royals at the Equestrian

Maxima did not skimp on her accessories for Rio.

Queen Maxima

This photo is full of things Maxima loves: wacky pants, hats, and being adequately hydrated.

Max, Wax, and the Kids at Gymnastics

They also brought all three of their girls, and Wax's patriotic orange pants -- which amuse me. I wish Harry would start attending events in pants printed with the Union Jack.

Max, Wax, and the Kids at Gymnastics

THUMBS UP to Sanne Wevers, who just won the gold on the beam here. It's the first individual gold medal for the Netherlands EVER and only the second gold they've gotten in gymnastics EVER, and the last time was in 1928! Her routine was really unusual too -- LOTS of twirling and with a really unusual mount and dismount -- and really neat. Good for her! Also: Maxima. What are you even wearing?

Max, Wax, and the Kids at Gymnastics

Full confession: When Sanne's twin sister was crying with joy about her win, I ALSO cried with joy.

Queen Silvia and King Carl XVI Gustaf

SPORTSFACES.

Crown Prince Frederik

CPF here is attending the swimming, although I'd read he actually missed Pernille Blume winning Denmark's first swimming gold since 1948. That has to sting for him.

Prince Albert

Speaking of stinging, whatever this woman is saying to Al, he is NOT IMPRESSED.

Royals Round-Up, August 19th, 2016
In which Max and Wax take on the crown of the Makers of Olympics Sportsfaces from Wills and Kate. It seems that if you are a royal personage and you weren't at the Olympics this week, you weren't anywhere. (I assume Wills and Kate are off making out in a linen closet while they're supposed to be prepping for next month's trip to Canada; Harry is still in Africa communing with the elephants (seriously); obviously, Letizia is on vacay in Mallorca, where I assume she's practicing her already-steller French-braiding skills; and Mathilde is clearly off working on her quantum physics or whatever.) Here at GFY, in case you missed it, we celebrated Princess Anne's birthday by taking a look back at how foxy and skeptical she has always been. And elsewhere around the internet: -- Kate and Wills are deffo bringing the kids to Canada next month. I don't know about you, but I am totally ready for another royal tour. [Vanity Fair] -- This piece about Pippa Middleton in the New York Times is really interesting. -- The Express reports that Eugenie and her boyfriend are getting married next year. The palace has denied that they are engaged, but my theory is that this story is essentially true but they are not TECHNICALLY literally engaged yet. A denial of semantics. -- She is, however, definitely moving into an apartment in Kensington Palace and out of the one she shares with Princess Beatrice over at St James's. (She's going to be right next door to Harry. KP is really turning into the Young Royals Compound over there.) [Vogue] -- Queen Rania's been looking great lately. Behold, a few of her recent looks: الإصلاح التعليمي لم يعد خيارا أو رفاهية، بل هو واقع سيشكل مستقبل أمننا وتطور مجتمعاتنا- خلال جلسة نقاشية شبابية نظمتها اللجنة الوطنية لتنمية الموارد البشرية ومتطوعي الأردن حول تحديات التعليم #تعليم #اصلاح #شباب #الأردن #حب_الأردن Educational reform is not a luxury, it’s the lifeline that will determine the security and development of our communities. During today’s discussions with the National Committee for Human Resources Development and Jordan Volunteers #Education #Reform #Youth #Jordan #LoveJO A photo posted by Queen Rania Al Abdullah (@queenrania) on Aug 17, 2016 at 7:00am PDT أمضيت بعد ظهر اليوم بالاطلاع على العمل الجاري في حي الحرف في مجمع رغدان تمهيدا لإطلاق أسبوع عمان للتصميم، متشوقة للنسخة الأولى منه بين 1-9 أيلول 2016 #تصميم #الأردن #حب_الأردن Spent the afternoon at @AmmanDesignWeek’s Craft District, reviewing plans for the launch. I can’t wait for the 1st edition of Amman Design Week, Sept 1-9, 2016! #Design #Jordan #LoveJO A photo posted by Queen Rania Al Abdullah (@queenrania) on Aug 10, 2016 at 7:47am PDT مع جلالة الملك يوم أمس خلال حضور مهرجان ادنبرة العسكري ٢٠١٦ With His Majesty yesterday at the 2016 Edinburgh Military Tattoo #EdinTattoo A photo posted by Queen Rania Al Abdullah (@queenrania) on Aug 7, 2016 at 2:00am PDT

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