Crown Princess Victoria and Crown Princess Mette-Marit
These two are on something called a "Climate Pilgrimage" and I need to talk to Victoria about her pants. If she wants to wear them that length, they need to be skinnier at the ankles. But, basically, with those tennis shoes, that length is awkward as a top hat on a squirrel.
Crown Princess Victoria and Crown Princess Mette-Marit
And here, is M-M wearing Keds? I dig flats with day-dresses, but she needs a little intervention here, I think. The dress isn't day ENOUGH for Keds. (Although it's very pretty.)
King Carl Gustaf, Queen Silvia, Crown Princess Victoria, and Prince Daniel
This is "Radio Sweden's 90th Anniversary Celebrations" and for one long moment, I thought Queen Silvia had pulled her hose OVER her shoes, in the manner of a figure-skater.
Prince Carl Philip
Prince Carl Philip has a new portrait AND THIS IS IT!
Queen Maxima
What a delight to be reunited with Queen Maxima and one of her giant, dramatic hats.
Queen Maxima
And when she leaves them at home, I always imagine Queen Maxima arriving places smoothing her hair down and apologetically saying, "my hair is a MESS." She has very relateable hair. (I also suspect I like this dress. I am assuming it doesn't end in, say, bloomer bottoms.)
Dutch Princess Felicia, Princess Anastasia, Prince Lucas, Prince Maurits, and Princess Marilene on their yacht
Prince Maurits is W-A's cousin and I am delighted to be given a photo of a Random Royal on a Yacht, because that means I get to look on his Wikipedia to find amusing details about him for you! For example:
a) He was VERY HANDSOME back in the day.
b) The end.
I did also learn that Princess Marilene works at the Rijksmuseum. NO ONE has, say, accidentally dated the head of a cult, which disappoints me. Make your Wikis more interesting for next time, guys.
Queen Rania of Jordan
Queen Rania is in Paris and the neckline of her dress is very complicated.
Prince Albert
Meanwhile, Prince Albert has fallen into a time-traveling wormhole and now lives at the Bejing Olympics. (Fine. It's ALLEGEDLY the IAAF World Athletics Championships Beijing 2015, but I like my story better.)