> ## Content Index
> Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt
> Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further.

# Royals Round-Up, August 29th 2014
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/royals-round-up-august-29th-2014-08-2014/
- Published: 2014-08-29T20:00:14.000Z
- Updated: 2014-08-29T23:33:48.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, Royals Round-Up, royalty, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

[View the gallery](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/royals-round-up-august-29th-2014/)

[HARRY (allegedly) HAS A NEW GIRLFRIEND. I think she looks very much like Kate.](https://www.luckymag.com/style/2014/08/camilla-thurlow-prince-harry-girlfriend?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) (There's a [rumor that Chelsy Davy is engaged](https://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2014/08/chelsy-davy-engaged-charles-goode?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), so it's possible poor Harry is merely burying his long-simmering romantic devastation in a new lady \[there are long-standing theories that Chelsy is The One Who Got Away\], but this one does seem suitably sporty + charity minded, although her name is Camilla, so we're going to have to come up with a nickname to differentiate between her and Camilla The First, if she proves to have staying power. But my snap judgement based on basically nothing is that I've decided I like this one. Kate, come on. Email me the scoop. Surely you're reading this on your phone, in Scotland.)

Anyway, we're light on pictures of the Brits this week -- Kate and Wills have stuff planned for September, kicking off with an event in Oxford next week-ish, so we will not be bereft that long -- and nada from Spain or Monaco or the Netherlands, but Denmark and Sweden are holding up the side.

ELSEWHERE, for your reading pleasure:

- This might be my favorite headline of the week, from Royal Central: [Prince George adopts a lobster.](https://royalcentral.co.uk/cambridges/prince-george-adopts-a-lobster-36174?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) That lobster literally is his lobster.
- This [*T* interview with Sarah Burton of McQueen](https://tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/08/22/alexander-mcqueen-sarah-burton-interview/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) \-- she talks about The Wedding Dress, in a very classy way -- is really, really good.
- Royal Central [has examined many another Royal Kate; this go-round, it's Catherine of Braganza ](https://ermineandpearls.royalcentral.co.uk/the-other-royal-kates-tea-and-sympathy/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).
- This is SO GREAT: Kate Middleton, Simpsons-ized. Yes, [Kate as one of the Simpsons, in many MANY MANY ensembles you will recognize. ](https://humorchic.blogspot.it/2014/08/art-princess-kate-middleton-simpsonized.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)(HumorChic)
- Our friends at [What Kate Wore have a good run-down of Kate's trip to Malta at the end of the month](https://whatkatewore.com/2014/08/23/a-busy-schedule-for-the-duchess-in-malta-an-early-look-at-beulah-londons-fall-collection-sarah-burton-speaks-about-that-wedding-gown/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), and I personally would like to thank Kate for not going to Malta while I am at Fashion Week. It's VERY thoughtful.
- This is so fascinating:[ a *New York Times* report on a display of the imperial crown jewels of Russia, circa 1922](https://thecourtjeweller.blogspot.com/2014/08/jewel-history-czarist-jewels-in.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). (The Court Jeweller)
- The Court Jeweller also takes [a look back at 10 of Princess Diana's most famous pieces of jewelry.](https://thecourtjeweller.blogspot.com/2014/08/the-top-ten-princess-dianas-jewels.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) You can immediately date those photos -- well, as if you couldn't anyway -- by how many chokers there were. It will be interesting to see if Kate ever wears any of these, beyond her ring. (There are a pair of earrings that she has worn, albeit modified. There's also speculation that Harry has ended up with most of them \[in the always illuminating and smart comments at Court Jeweller\]. JEWELRY!)
- Speaking of Diana, [a slice of the wedding cake from her marriage to Chaz was auctioned off this week for approximately $1300.](https://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2014/08/princess-diana-prince-charles-wedding-cake-slice?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) I can never hear about these things without thinking of that episode of *Seinfeld*, where Elaine eats a piece of Wallis Simpson wedding cake AND PAYS FOR IT. (Vanity Fair)