MONTE-CARLO, MONACO - JULY 28: (TABLOIDS OUT) Princess Charlene of Monaco and Prince Albert II of Monaco attend the 69th Monaco Red Cross Ball Gala at Sporting Monte-Carlo on July 28, 2017 in Monte-Carlo, Monaco. (Photo by Handout/Pierre Villard/Le Palais Princier via Getty Images)
Yes, this looks amazing, until....
Charlene and Albert
MONTE-CARLO, MONACO - JULY 28: (TABLOIDS OUT) Princess Charlene of Monaco and Prince Albert II of Monaco attend the 69th Monaco Red Cross Ball Gala at Sporting Monte-Carlo on July 28, 2017 in Monte-Carlo, Monaco. (Photo by Handout/Pierre Villard/Le Palais Princier via Getty Images)
OH GOD IT'S PANTS. It might still be slightly amazing? She looks like a sexy Terminator. (There is also a current rumor -- WHOLLY UNSUBTANTIATED at the moment -- that Albert has another love child en route, so if she looks cranky, I have to imagine that's why.)
Princess Sofia of Sweden Attends A Sustainability Seminar
BASTAD, SWEDEN - AUGUST 02: Princess Sofia of Sweden (C) together with Bo Nielsson and Susanne Johansson arrive to the Granslosa Moten's Sustainability and future seminar, 'A Sustainable Tomorrow' on August 2, 2017 in Bastad, Sweden. (Photo by Ole Jensen/Getty Images)
Meanwhile, in Sweden, Princess Sofia is knocking off her final eevnt before going on maternity leave. She still looks pretty peppy!
Princess Sofia of Sweden Attends A Sustainability Seminar
BASTAD, SWEDEN - AUGUST 02: Princess Sofia of Sweden (R-2nd) together with Bo Nilsson (R-1st) and Susanne Johansen (L), Secretary General for 'A Sustainable Tomorrow' and spouses pose during arrival to the charity party in support of 'A Sustainable Tomorrow' oragnisation on August 2, 2017 in Bastad, Sweden. (Photo by Ole Jensen/Getty Images)
The rest of these people are, per Informative Caption: "Bo Nilsson (R-1st) and Susanne Johansen (L), Secretary General for 'A Sustainable Tomorrow' and spouses." Everyone looks great! (I wish Sofia were wering metallic shoes.)
The Spanish Royals Summer Photo
Spanish royals attending their summer photocall in Palma de Mallorca, Spain. Featuring: Felipe VI of Spain, Queen Letizia of Spain, Leonor, Princess of Asturias, Infanta Sofía of Spain
Where: Palma de Mallorca, Balearic Islands, Spain
When: 31 Jul 2017
Credit: DyD Fotografos/Future Image/WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany, Spain**
King Felipe VI of Spain attends the 36th Copa Del Rey Mafre Sailing Cup - Day 3 Featuring: King Felipe VI
Where: Palma de Mallorca, Balearen, Spain
When: 02 Aug 2017
Credit: DyD Fotografos/Future Image/WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany, Spain**
As he does every summer, Felipe then dashed off to be a sailor.
King Felipe and his Crew
König Felipe VI. von Spanien an Bord der Aifos im Real Club Náutico de Palma anlässlich der 36. Copa del Rey Mapfre Regatta. Palma de Malloca, 02.08.2017
This is obviously everyone's newest piano picture.
Beatrice Borromeo and Pierre Casiraghi
Beatrice Borromeo and Pierre Casiraghi during the 36th Copa del Rey Mapfre Sailing Cup - Day 3 in Palma de Mallorca, Spain. Featuring: Beatrice Borromeo, Pierre Casiraghi
Where: Palma, Mallorca, Spain
When: 02 Aug 2017
Credit: Sean Thorton/WENN.com **Not available for publication in Spain, France**
Pierre Casiraghi is ALSO being a sailor for the 36th Copa del Rey Mapfre Sailing Cup -- the same one Felipe is in -- and this seems like a fun way for them to celebrate their anniversary. Everyone likes to be on a boat.
Beatrice Borromeo
Beatrice Borromeo and Pierre Casiraghi during the 36th Copa del Rey Mapfre Sailing Cup - Day 3 in Palma de Mallorca, Spain. Featuring: Beatrice Borromeo
Where: Palma, Mallorca, Spain
When: 02 Aug 2017
Credit: Sean Thorton/WENN.com **Not available for publication in Spain, France**
Although I decided THIS boat is super stinky. (She probably just has allergies.)
Pierre Casiraghi
Beatrice Borromeo and Pierre Casiraghi during the 36th Copa del Rey Mapfre Sailing Cup - Day 3 in Palma de Mallorca, Spain. Featuring: Pierre Casiraghi
Where: Palma, Mallorca, Spain
When: 02 Aug 2017
Credit: Sean Thorton/WENN.com **Not available for publication in Spain, France**
I'm never going to deny you topless shots, obviously.
Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo Cast Rehearsal
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND - AUGUST 02: Princess Anne, Princess Royal attends The Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo cast rehearsel at Redford Barracks on August 2, 2017 in Edinburgh, Scotland. The Tattoo is performed to a live audience annually on the Esplanade of Edinburgh Castle. The event, first performed in 1950, has sold consecutively for the last eighteen years. (Photo by Jeff J Mitchell/Getty Images)
Meanwhile, in Scotland, it's apparently much colder, but Anne has got her man.
Prince Philip's Final Engagement
The Duke of Edinburgh attends The Captain General's Parade at Buckingham Palace. This is the Duke's final engagement before he retires. Featuring: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Where: London, United Kingdom
When: 02 Aug 2017
Credit: WENN.com
And, finally, on Wednesday, Philip attended The Captain General's Parade at Buckingham Palace, his very last official engagement. (Although I'm sure he'll pop up at various family events; I wouldn't be surprised if sometimes he just randomly showed up to stuff to keep Her Maj company.)
Prince Philip
LONDON, ENGLAND - AUGUST 2: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh raises his hat in his role as Captain General, Royal Marines, makes his final individual public engagement as he attends a parade to mark the finale of the 1664 Global Challenge, on the Buckingham Palace Forecourt on August 2, 2017 in London, England. (Photo by Yui Mok - WPA Pool/Getty Images)
