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Crown Princess Victoria

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So, this week marked the Nobel Prize ceremony and banquet, and that always brings with it fantastic tiaras and gowns. Sweden, bless you for being all YAY INTELLECT and YAY JEWELS at the same time. I'm going to link up a STORM to Tiara Intel this week, so get ready -- if you want more intel on any of these, click through for the brilliance of The Court Jeweller, or Order of Splendor. Crown P V here is wearing the Connaught Tiara, which I like because it is A TIARA. Like, this tiara has COMMITTED.

Crown Princess Victoria

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Her escort is Nobel Prize in Physics, Professor Emeritus Arthur B. McDonald, and allow me to note that I wish I had a front-on view of these gowns, but so far...no. Regardless: this color is great on her.

Princess Sofia

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Sofia looks LOVELY, in her emerald and diamond tiara (and matching earrings).

Princess Sofia

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Her escort is the recipient of the Nobel Prize in Physics, Professor Takaaki Kajita. This dress is (I believe) Oscar de la Renta, and it's GREAT on her, even just from this side angle and all crunched in her hand. This might be the best I've seen her look.

Princess Madeleine

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Mads is sporting the Swedish Aquamarine Kokoshnik Tiara, which looks GREAT on her head. The stones are so HUGE.

Princess Madeleine

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Her escort is Nobel Prize in Chemistry, Professor Paul Modrich, and, honestly, this dress is ALSO great. Sweden, you did good this year.

Prince Carl Philip

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Prince C-P is escorting Dr Vickers Burdett, who is Dr Modrich's wife and ALSO a biochemist and also SHE LOOKS GREAT. Getting to walk in with hot hot hot PCP is also not a bad deal for her, like, at all. Good night for Dr Burdett, who I rather want to fist bump right now.

Queen Silvia

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This tiara might be the most tiara-y tiara to ever tiara. She wears it well. She also looks great in red.

Nobel Prize Banquet 2015, Stockholm

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Her escort is Professor Carl-Henrik Heldin, who is on the Nobel board, if I understand it all correctly. This dinner is really full of extremely smart people.

Crown Princess Mette-Marit

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This was at the Nobel Peace Prize ceremony at Oslo City Town Hall, and for a second, I thought those were sunglasses on her head. Like, I know it's not a Tiara Occasion over there, but DAMN. I am corrected. It's a headband.

Prince William

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Over to the UK, and the loving embrace of our friend Informative Caption: "Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, holds up a card during a diversity and difference exercise during a visit to The Diana Award, where he took part in anti-bullying activity sessions." They were supposed to write down stuff that defined them -- his other card said, "I am a Prince," which is actually quite honest. (There's a really good piece about it in People actually.)

Prince William

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Wills also popped over to the Football for Peace project , where they had him take penalty kicks.

Prince William

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"See, Harry? I can do this, too. AND my suits fit better."

Prince William

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Wills ALSO put on one of my favorites of his uniforms to visit the Keogh Barracks to present medals to British Army Medics for their fight against Ebola, all of which is awesome. I also love how very British Peggy Carter that woman looks, and feel as if she needs to come to drinks with us.

Prince William

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There is something sort of poignant to me about this photo, given that we've seen his grandmother in the middle spot for so many years, and knowing that eventually this will be the set-up going forward.

QE2 and Her Excellency Mrs Aichatou Sanni Aoudou

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Mrs Aichatou Sanni Aoudou is Ambassador from the Gabonese Republic, and, yes, I DO always intentionally pick the diplomat in the most interesting outfit for this slideshow.

Prince Charles

Informative Caption tells us, "Prince Charles gestures towards a giant painting hanging inside Sandhurst military academy which depicts himself and the royal family on the steps of the academy when both his sons were attending," but his body language tells us, "oh, THIS old thing?!"

Queen Letizia

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She's just a saucy deputy district attorney off to put away some murderers in this awesome red coat.

King Felipe and Queen Letizia

I believe this is what they call ELEGANZA.

Spanish Royals Christmas Cards 2015

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HOLIDAY CARD TIME! Informative Caption tells me, this is "the Royal Christmas card from King Juan Carlos and Queen Sofia, featuring a traditional painting of the birth of Jesus." I love scrutinizing how terrible royal handwriting can be.

Spanish Royals Christmas Cards 2015

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This is, of course, the one from Felipe and Letizia and the girls -- hit "view original" to see it bigger -- and Sofia, I love your signature.

Queen Maxima, etc

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I love this moment's Informative Caption almost as much as Maxima's hat: "Dutch Queen Maxima...visits the new building of Schmidt sea fish in Rotterdam." Because I WAS wondering if that was a giant lobster behind her.

Queen Mathilde

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42 year old Queen Mathilde is wearing the hell out of that necklace, which I love.

Queen Rania, King Abdullah, President of Germany Joachim Gauck and Daniela Schadt

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Ahem! "In this handout provided by the German Government Press Office Queen Rania, King Abdullah, President of Germany Joachim Gauck and Daniela Schadt chat before a dinner in the Palace at Al Urdon." Well, that's all well and good, but I need to know more about Rania's skirt!

Francis Ford Coppola and Princess Lalla Meryem

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In which Morocco's Princess Lalla Meryem gives Francis Ford Coppola a medal, and also really works that caftan.

Charlotte Casiraghi and Fernanda Ameeuw

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I feel like Charlotte is at a horse show of some sort AT ALL TIMES. I rather like her little jacket. Fernanda Ameeuw is a v. accomplished Brazilian equestrienne and also wearing a super cute dress here.

Royals Round-Up, December 11th, 2015
You guys. There are SO MANY TIARAS awaiting you within. (Note: there was ANOTHER Tiara Event tonight from the Swedes, but I will have to tackle it next week, because the pics came in too late for me today. I will not forget!) Plus, the first of the Royal Holiday Cards. I LOVE Royal Holiday Card Season. Here at GFY this week, in case you missed it: -- Speaking of tiaras, Kate wore one you may recognize. She and Wills also went off to become day traders. See you later, guys! -- And yesterday, she popped out in a familiar dress and a new houndstooth coat. Oh! We also have a new haircut this week. Much to discuss, in short. And elsewhere? I have some elsewhere for you: -- OK has been reporting that Pippa and Harry are hooking up and it's seriously like someone there read The Royal We and decided to run with it, although Freddie doesn't require carbonara to seduce a woman. (As I've said before, OK is the most unreliable reporter for royals news: they literally published a story that Kate had been rushed to the hospital to deliver Charlotte in an emergency C-section when Kate was still WALKING AROUND PREGNANT IN PUBLIC. Please, if you learn anything from me in this life, learn that you should never, ever, ever believe OK. You should believe the Daily Mail before OK.) Anyway, also, Pippa has a new alleged boyfriend anyway, called James Matthews, and Tatler has the scoop. -- This is really interesting, from Women in the World: The unconventional reign of Sweden’s queer Queen Christina -- Wanna see Kate sink a basket? The Mirror can help you. (Wills is sort of delightedly excited when she gets it.) -- Wills also gave an interview to a journalist whom he originally met when she was a homeless kid. The pics from this event are really cute; they both sort of seem delighted that it's happening. (People) -- Princess Madeleine talks about disliking the spotlight that comes with being a princess. (People) -- Maclean's covers Kate wearing the Cambridge Lover's Knot tiara. -- Town & Country brings you Princess Charlene of Monaco's Greatest Fashion Moments. -- This makes me laugh, at Gotham: What Did Playing Queen Elizabeth II do for Helen Mirren's Sex Life? -- How cute the Dutch princesses are! (People) -- What Would Kate Do? has been running a series of gift guides this past month, and they're quite fun. This one, for example, is for the Pippa in your life.

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